Fun Dates: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Pasta dinner for two.
Fun is defined by the person that is having it.
For instance, if you’re with someone and you know that a roller-coaster is fun, so you convince the other person to go on the roller-coaster too, but they don’t have fun, right there we have two differing ideas of what fun it. The person that had fun on the ride is certainly in a different place after the ride and the person that didn’t think the roller-coaster ride was fun, well, there in an entirely different place too, aren’t they?
Fun is simply a word that is associated with what YOU like and not necessarily someone else. This is a straight fact that can make your “date location decision” a whole lot harder.
The basics of a fun first date are:
- You must communicate with each other as a natural part of the date (the opposite would be being at a movie theater watching a movie, in the dark, where talking if frowned upon).
- Should be interactive between the two of you. Examples would be bowling, cooking class, mini-golf, etc. Going to a Red Cross CPR class is not a good first date, but maybe an activity 6 weeks down the road of the dating relationship.
Remember: communication and activity.
For today’s fun dating ad headline suggestion I suggest this:
“I would love to learn to cook Italian food. Are you with me?”
Have a great day!
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Santa Gifts: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Cheating Santa out of his...
We are now moving into the “Merry all ye gentlemen” period of crap that grabs a hold of people and relentlessly shakes the shit out of their wallets and scratches the hell out of the magnetic strips on their credit cards.
Now, I’m not going to declare myself immune to the temptations of the celebration. I’ve been known to wander aimlessly through the malls, without a gift idea between my ears, and walk out several thousand dollars poorer. Ce la vie.
I hope you stick to your gift buying list better than I, or at least only gave out your gift lift to others and did not accept any lists in return. “Sorry, honey, I couldn’t find your list so I got you this box of jelly filled donuts…. You’re welcome…. Stop throwing things at me! Save the donuts for later!”
And if you have no one to give a great gift to, then take the money and start a savings account for a great vacation for two. Then when you’ve saved enough money for two tickets, go yourself if you’re still single. Just go for twice as long! Or take that great person you met a Perfectmatch.com and have the time of your life. (I will leave the choice on what to do to you.)
The list of people who aren’t great and don’t deserve a gift can be short (if you’re happy) and long if you’re seeking Christmas (pissed off) revenge. I will not start or end your list, but I will say “Don’t leave out milk and cookies for Santa. He’s not coming.”
And since we are now covering a wide range of topics that include buying gifts, not giving great gifts, saving money for a hedonist vacation and, finally, cheating Santa out of his standard reward, let’s complete this massacre of a post with this headline that will dramatically increase the replies you get to your online profile:
“Do you want me to put a good word in for you with Santa? We’re buddies.”
Have a great day!
Success: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Wednesday
Today I lay at your feet all the success you could want. Just pick a success you’d like to have and make it happen.
You’ll need a plan because “those that fail to plan, plan to fail”.
Success has a price, whether it’s looking for something to sell, getting more of an education or even looking for another job. But it’s only yourself that’s holding you back.
You can make all the excuses about why you’re not yet successful at what you do, but I am offering you to start now on the path. Your next New Year’s Resolution is waiting!
If you have any questions just comment to this post and I’ll gladly offer you answers as best I can.
And for today’s dating profile headline of the day I offer you this to post today:
“Everything you ever wanted is just a step away!”
Have a great day!
Living Care-free: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Wednesday
Life is full of an amazing amount of struggles, don’t you agree?
Now, I don’t mean the struggles of populations or societies, that is certainly beyond the scope of my expertize. I do mean the day-to-day struggles that each of us have to deal with and win or lose life goes on.
Sometimes it seems easier to avoid a problem and hope it goes away on it’s own rather than doing something about it. But avoidance isn’t living, it’s hiding.
We don’t want to hide from life do we?
In this most-open technological time it becomes even harder to not talk about ourselves and finding out intimate moments of other people’s lives too. Do you think Facebook relies on CNN for their news? Of course not, it’s you and me that makes Facebook interesting, posting the trivial, the mundane and the life-changing moments as we drag ourselves through one day and the next.
Obviously I’m pro-technology but I have to ask: is technology serving us well or are we over-complicating our lives?
The struggles that we face on an individual basis, are they just part of life or are we creating our own hardships?
With that question we’ll now get to the task at hand: your new dating profile question.
Today consider using this as your headline:
“I am care-free not careless.”
Have a great day!
The Photographer: Hump Day’s Motivational Picture
We are here, which is not only the middle of the week but for many people the end of the week too, those lucky ones that are soon to be feasting on turkey and all the trimmings.
Have a great Hump Day!!
Life: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Wednesday
Life is always throwing you curves, don’t you agree?
I mean, I have a career, I have hobbies, a good family life, but still there is not a “constant”. Once you think you have life figured out there’s another crisis-type of event that makes you think a little harder about caring for yourself and your family (those you love are always considered family to me).
Last week my father-in-law received a clean bill of health from his doctor on his annual check-up. the very next day he was in the hospital with chest pains that was later confirmed to be a heart attack. The scary part is that his father died from a heart attack the very next day he received a clean bill of health from his doctor after his annual check-up.
Deja-vu fear scared all of us, let me tell you.
But all is well, this is not a sad story, mostly, the prescription bill has increased exponentially but his health is once again in the “firm” territory.
The reason why I tell you this story is because I want to remind you that life lives in the moment. We can’t expect the unexpected but we can do our best to prepare for change, because there is one thing about life that is constant and that’s change.
For better or worse, life changes our living.
As you ponder whether or not to use today’s headline suggestion (and I hope that you do) I want you to pay particular attention to the type of person you want to attract, to meet, date and maybe even love forever. Because you’re always one message away from fulfilling your relationship dreams. Use this as your dating profile headline today:
“Life happns a moment at a time.”
Have a great day!
Funny Headline: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Yes, this is my funny headline!
I’m going to give you a heads-up about your plans for this coming weekend: you’re going to join Chemistry.com and take advantage of the Free Communication Weekend event.
You’re going to have a blast meeting compatible matches and exchanging messages without paying a membership fee.
Of course you can join early and have your profile completed and be ready for Friday, but that’s up to you (even though I do recommend joining now!).
For today I have a very funny headline suggestion for your dating profile. I like funny headlines they do get you a lot of attention and people love to see a humorous side of someone new, it’s a great “ice-breaker”, so consider this:
“Why yes, that is my cantaloupe!”
Have a great day!