No More Wednesday Dinner Dates For You: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Thursday: The unofficial “First Meeting Day/Date” for people that meet online. Really.
We all know that Wednesday is “Loser Date Night” and if you had a date last night that is less than date #4, sorry to be the guy that told you, but the relationship is over. If you aren’t aware, Wednesday is the night of no return. You’ve been on this date strictly for two reasons:
1. He/She wanted one more meal with you (paying) because it’s more civilized breaking up in person and less harrowing an experience when there are more people around. You’re less likely to make a scene and Thursday is now open for them to meet a person of more substance, more grounded in reality, someone that knows what a Wednesday dinner date means.
2. You should have seen it coming. What more needs to be said? Tip the waiter well (no point of ruining his night too), go home and start again reading dating advice manuals. You’ll find another suitable partner… just stay away from Wednesday date nights for the next 4 to 8 dates, just to be on the safe side. For additional points, change your cell phone and number a couple of times. She can’t text a break-up/make-up message to put you under her spell again if she’s dialing an old number, am I right?
For your dating profile headline today you should give this one a go:
“Today will only be seen as moving forward. Are you with me?”
Have a great day!
A Seinfeld Break Up
Ugly People Meeting Online
The Ugly Bug Ball Dating Service
Taken from The Ugly Bug Ball front page:
1# Half of UK daters aren’t pretty so instead of fishing in a small pool of prettiness and getting nowhere dive into an ocean of uglies and have more choice.
2# Ugly people are a better calibre of human - pretty people generally aren’t very nice and tend to be a bit shallow
3# Ugly people have had a tougher life and therefore tend to be more considerate and more loyal. A recent TUBB survey also proved that they try harder in bed.
4# Once with an ugly partner it is unlikely that anyone will try and take them from you meaning you can let yourself go completely once you’re together.
5# In these straightened times TUBB is cheaper as a) We don’t charge much as the pretty sites and b) Ugly people have lower expectations – for a first date A Family Bucket will usually do the trick.
There is a graphic on their home page that illustrates their mantra of 15% people beautiful, 35% just OK and 50% of people ugly. Certainly a far cry from Seinfeld’s estimate of 95% of people ugly enough to be undatable and this is an argument that I’ll let others fight out.
The Ugly Bug Ball does accept members in the USA, Canada, the UK, Australia and Ireland. Free to join, post a profile and browse members profiles but you’ll dig into your wallet to buy a subscription to be able to contact other members (we think). Complete review pending.
