Dating Great! Dating Profile Headline of the Day

aLoveLinksPlus.com Turns 13 Today!
It’s hard to believe that I’ve been reviewing dating services and writing advice articles for more than 15 years now, for a wide variety of web sites.
I’ve seen them come and I’ve seen them go. I’ve seen great ideas sunk by mismanagement and awful ideas surge in popularity.
I’ve had a great time. And this anniversary is more than just a little special. It signals changes that have been long overdue which are now in the final stages of planning and deployment. I hope you stay with me for a while longer and enjoy the new aLoveLinksPus.com when it is deleivered in a few months.
As you begin your own personal journey with finding dates, and possibly love, online, I hope you’ll allow me to remain a part of your adventure.
For your personal ad headline try this one today:
“We can find a place where we belong!”
Have a great day!

Last Night: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
You made it through Friday night… good for you!
Did you get lucky? Did you learn anything?
I learned that doing laundry on a Friday night really sucks. And surfing a few online dating services just helps me to realize how sad that my Friday night really was.
Sure, I can tell myself that chores need to be done and that single people will still be there the next time I’m in the mood to chat someone up online.
But it’s the missed opportunity that haunts me the next morning. It’s the “What could have been?” that screams at me to change my ways.
Thanks for letting me share with you.
For your online profile headline today post this:
“It’s not just a missed opportunity if you don’t contact me today!”
Have a great day!
Chore Day: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
It’s Saturday… and if you’re like me (single) then you have no one to do the chores except yourself (if you’re living with Mother then it’s still not cool to let her do it… not very sexy either!)
So race through those chores and you will have time for some online dating later.
To get started with success at your favorite online dating service update your profile with this headline:
“Message me now and I’ll reply once my chores are done!”
Have a great day!
Wonderful Life: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Yup, it’s cold and flu season. Do you know how I know? I’m sick.
Not just a little sick either, hacking cough, nausea, the whole nine yards.
But at least I have a comfy couch and a comfy quilt to bundle up in. And I have Netflix so I can watch the X-files until I doze off, over and over again.
I find it amazing how time slows when you’re sick. Then speeds up from nap to nap. Ugh.
I hope you’re doing better than me. One great thing about dating online is that the door never closes and you won’t scare anyone away with your hacking cough and vomiting because you don’t have to show them and you don’t have to tell them. Just plan your date for when you’re feeling better.
And to get you going try using this headline today for your personal ad:
“This can be a wonderful life!”
Have a great day!

Disney Magic: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
“I’m going to Disney-land!” is one of my all-time favorite cheers when things go very well for me.
This includes winning $5.00 on a twenty-dollar lottery ticket. Sure, the rewards may not be great but using my example at least I didn’t lose the whole $20.00.
We are all capable of finding real joy in the smallest of details but when we’re down the great aspects of our life are often clouded over, out of focus and not realized for what they are.
And that is sad.
Love your life, look for the joy and you will find it, him, her.
For your personal ad headline today give this one a try:
“Life is everything it’s cracked up to be!”
Have a great day!
Where Are You? Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Do you know where you are now and where you’re headed towards?
I’ve offered you the “Failure to prepare” quote before and I try to only repeat myself on special occasions. This isn’t one of them.
On this day I hope you’ve succeeded in your ability to plan your day and to handle your responsibilities as only you know how they need to maintained for you to succeed.
Life can be good and I am certain that since you’ve come this far that you are aware of how much farther you need to go to reach your own goals and be cable to help with the goals for those of your family and friends that you take responsibility of.
Here is a short exercise to help define your life by distance.
Step 1: Go to Google Maps and pick as the first destination your work address (if it’s the same as your home address skip the next step). Save each of the destinations asked for in this and the following steps. On a list right down the last date (if more than one) of each map marker.
Step 2: Enter your home address. (Save it.)
Step 3: Enter the address you went on your last date, an approximation is fine if the date has been so long ago the address is a foggy memory. (Save it.)
Step 4: Enter the address of the last family member (of your own family) you went to visit. (Save it.)
Step 5: Continuing doing this until the last 6 months of your life have been marked by place markers on the map, with the dates as accurate as possible, there won’t be a test after this one so don’t worry too much about a week here or there.
Step 6: Print out the map with detail enough to see the markers you’ve placed on the map.
This map is the “History of the world (insert your name here) style”.
You have been and went, come and gone. Some places more often than others and some places not enough. And I will leave this with two final tasks.
Task 1: Tape your newly printed map and printed list together on your fridge, on your bedroom wall or somewhere easily seen but not overly noticeable that every person will ask you what it is for, how it is to be used.
Task 2: On return to each marked by a place marker draw a circle around it.
Over the next six months pay attention to how the circles grow on the map. They are telling you a secret. That secret will be revealed to you on request.
For your profile ad headline today I suggest this:
“I have my life under control except for one more surprise - you!”
Have a great day!
Girls Are Stupid: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Us men.
Now, you girls, you shouldn’t be so surprised or offended, after all most guys have thought this very thing at one time or another.
Look at the evidence:
- you girls are afraid of spiders and all they do is catch the other nasty bugs so us men don’t have to run around with a flyswatter
- you girls are afraid of worms and they help us men fish and bring home dinner (sometimes breakfast too)
- you girls are afraid of noises in the attic and us men know that we’re never going up there so it doesn’t matter what’s banging around up there
- you girls are not good at math and us men know that everything is math, 2+2=4, 4×4=16 and so on, not hard now, is it?
- you girls make driving out to be hard and us men know that if you finished making up your face in the house there’d be about half as many daytime driving accidents
Obviously I could go on and on with examples but I think you get my point.
Us men aren’t afraid of spiders, we gladly put a worm on a hook to feed us, we know that whatever is in the attic can’t get down to us and that without math we’d always be overdrawn at the bank.
These things are also why us men love you girls. If you didn’t need our help with these things we’d have no possible way to show how helpful us men could be for you girls.
Hell, us men wouldn’t know any other way to get you girls’ attention and try to break the ice with you, meet you, date you and marry you.
So be happy we men think you girls are stupid, it’s just a phase us men go through (then you train us men to think differently).
My suggestion for your dating profile headline to use today is:
“Men and women are different and that’s a good thing.”
Have a great day!
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