Friday’s Conversation Topics

It’s been a hard year, hasn’t it?
What? we’re still in the first month? Dammit. I need a vacation already….

Let’s gather together and create some interesting steam to power through the usual ugly breaks of silence that kill any type of connection you may have (almost) had. Here are some news articles from the past week to get you through the conversation with something fun to say:

- Apple’s Siri is going to take over your life. Yup, you’re going to rely on her to keep your home warm, or cold, appropriately, as well as write your emails and help you buy things. If you don’t have an iphone 4s now you’re going to be sorry. If you do score extra success points as you retell this story with real-time examples.

- Porn producers offer easy cash is just a variation of the Nigerian Email Scam with the added benefit of physical threats and no overdraft protection.

- “Ass-man has a new definition”. So there’s this guy that happens to have in his possession a part of Saddam Hussein’s bronze ass and he can’t sell it off at auction, not for lack of bids (supposedly) but for a lack of “high enough” bids. Then the Iraqi Consulate hears of this and they want the piece of ass back - because it’s a piece of “cultural history”. One can only guess what they’ll do with it but you can bet it won’t be the first guy’s idea of “art”!

- Do you remember the flag with the snake on it “Don’t tread on me” it said? Well, the game maker Saga has gone it one better with games that say “Pee on me”. Seriously. “Toylets” are urinal game consoles pitting one man’s strength 9of stream) against another. Ugh. I hope they aren’t planning on any “mixed couples” games…. LOL. The curiously named “The Northern Wind, the Sun and Me” is designed to stimulate a player’s interest in the opposite sex. The aim is to blow a girl’s skirt up and reveal her underwear, with the harder the player urinating, the harder the wind blowing.

Meet someone special.
Have a great weekend!