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12
Jun

Best ever missed probation excuse

“I was having a boob job!”

A valid reason for any soft core porn actress.

Read the story and see photos here.

8
Jun

Friday’s Conversation Topics

You’d like to know things so you can talk about things. Because having nothing to talk about is just dead air, isn’t it? As well as lost opportunities too. Read my best picks from the news this past week and have something to talk about.

8 ways to clean windows. Oddly enough W thought there was just one way and that is to call someone that knows 8 ways to clean windows. OK, so maybe this is the second-to-last thing you want to talk about, the last being about Octomom as a stripper! UPDATE: No stripper gig, just porn for Suleman.

The latest edition of criminals being idiots on Facebook. You gotta love (hate!) how tech involves everyday criminals with the everyday life of the legal system.

20
Jan

Friday’s Conversation Topics

It’s been a hard year, hasn’t it?
What? we’re still in the first month? Dammit. I need a vacation already….

Let’s gather together and create some interesting steam to power through the usual ugly breaks of silence that kill any type of connection you may have (almost) had. Here are some news articles from the past week to get you through the conversation with something fun to say:

- Apple’s Siri is going to take over your life. Yup, you’re going to rely on her to keep your home warm, or cold, appropriately, as well as write your emails and help you buy things. If you don’t have an iphone 4s now you’re going to be sorry. If you do score extra success points as you retell this story with real-time examples.

- Porn producers offer easy cash is just a variation of the Nigerian Email Scam with the added benefit of physical threats and no overdraft protection.

- “Ass-man has a new definition”. So there’s this guy that happens to have in his possession a part of Saddam Hussein’s bronze ass and he can’t sell it off at auction, not for lack of bids (supposedly) but for a lack of “high enough” bids. Then the Iraqi Consulate hears of this and they want the piece of ass back - because it’s a piece of “cultural history”. One can only guess what they’ll do with it but you can bet it won’t be the first guy’s idea of “art”!

- Do you remember the flag with the snake on it “Don’t tread on me” it said? Well, the game maker Saga has gone it one better with games that say “Pee on me”. Seriously. “Toylets” are urinal game consoles pitting one man’s strength 9of stream) against another. Ugh. I hope they aren’t planning on any “mixed couples” games…. LOL. The curiously named “The Northern Wind, the Sun and Me” is designed to stimulate a player’s interest in the opposite sex. The aim is to blow a girl’s skirt up and reveal her underwear, with the harder the player urinating, the harder the wind blowing.

Meet someone special.
Have a great weekend!

21
Oct

Online Dating News

My method for online dating success. MSN Money
Perhaps that’s why Internet dating is now bigger than the porn industry, according to an infographic by Online Schools. In fact, with 40 million people now taking advantage of online dating in the US, it’s an industry that’s worth just a shade over $1 billion …

Prefer to find your soulmate online?. Daily News & Analysis
Online dating seems to be increasingly gaining popularity after a survey indicated that a high number of people now prefer to meet their partners through the virtual medium rather than meeting them in bars and clubs. With one in three singles admitting …

Online Dating: What You Should Know. WEBCommentary
A study of Cincinnati Ohio females 50 and over seeking men at Plenty of Fish, POF, http://www.pof.com, a major online dating service. This commentary is not to rouse conspiracy buffs. Or to give them food for further enquiry. …

23
Jul

Friday’s Conversation Topics

It’s Friday again and time for the weekly round-up of great conversational news stories from the last 7 days, or so. (I add the “or so” because not every story has a published and verified date.)

Read my comments, read the story and try to remember the essential points of the story so you have something to talk about later and be able to avoid those otherwise embarrassing pregnant pauses in what could otherwise be a happy pairing up or group conversation. Good luck!

- Beaver shot in suspected payback killing. I had to include this simply because of the headline. Who shoots beavers and why? Was there porn involved or was it a PG-13 shooting? Sorry, I just couldn’t resist but you still have to read the story.

- Stone Henge meet Wood Henge. While it isn’t out of this world that archeologists looking for something found something, I think that except for nice bed time reading, all of this nonsense shouldn’t be funded by public dollars. It’s just my opinion mind you.

- Mug shots of famous people as they headed off to jail. Lindsay Lohan, you’re in “good” company. LOL. I think whoever has 12 days in the pool for betting on how long she’s actually in jail has the best shot at winning!

- Romantic movies ruin real life for many, Australian survey finds. Geesh, they could have asked me and I would have saved them a ton of money. Doesn’t anyone else realize how many kids these days mistake “music entertainment” for real life? If you disagree with me all I have to say to you is “Pull up your pants, your boxers are showing!

- The truth about lying. I do not care to admit agreement or disagreement with the phrase “You save your really big lies,” Bella DePaulo, Ph.D. says, “for the person that you’re closest to.”

Have a great week!