Friday’s Conversation Topics
This is the place to read the most conversational news stories of the past week. After reading this post you’ll be prepared to converse with anyone, in any place.
Let’s get to it:
- Fried Beer. Beer-filled pretzel pocket is deep-fried to a golden brown. One bite and the escaping beer serves as a dipping sauce. Yes, the Texas State Fair offers their ten top treats of 2010 and yes, it includes a beer-filled pretzel that is deep fried. Go ahead, read about the other nine finalists.
- Dead phone leading to oversleeping could cost golfer big. Jim Furyk, number 6 ranked golfer is kicked out of the FedEx Cup because he’s late to tee time. He could lose as many as 16 places to be ranked 19th after missing the FedEx tournament. The model of phone was not disclosed….
- Woman happily recovering from “Blackberry Thumb” surgery. Doctors recommend that if you start to feel pain in your hands/fingers/thumbs while texting, take a break!
- Wearing low-riders in court? Prepare to be jailed. Yes, a New Orleans state judge gave a woman 10 days in jail for contempt of court by wearing jeans so low her panties and buttocks showed. Yup, finally a step towards decent dress or at least a reason to not have your belt confiscated… or some such thing… it’s all so confusing…
- Donald Bren, ranked 16th in Forbe’s list of billionaires, wins case to stop paying child support, and paying back child support, to his adult kids. I agree, there has to be a line drawn somewhere, right?
- Assorted tips - porn names and pickup lines.
Have a great weekend!
How Tra Telligman Gets a Date
Tracy “Trauma” TelligmanThis muscle-bound knuckle breaker needs very little introduction to the MMA crowd but needs help when getting women that don’t follow his bouts (2 in the last 5 years) in the UFC and MMA circuits to date him, so I’ve heard.
If I were him I’d forget the tough guy routine and come across as the ‘wounded man’ like so many successful but misunderstood stars do.
He meets a woman, makes a connection on an emotional level, perhaps by talking about what he wants in his future (the past is usually a hot button topic) and that want includes an understanding woman.
She falls for the wounded bird imagery and he gets lucky.
Classic Halloween Pickup Lines
There are pickup lines then there are PICKUP LINES.
Halloween is when you need to be tuned to the fun, right with the decorated atmosphere and ready with some great lines to say to the weird and wonderful costumed people you’ll meet at all the Halloween parties you be going to.
So, whether you’re dressed up as one of these costume picks or you are the costume as you are, here are some pickup and introduction lines for you:
Vampire
- I want to suck your blood
- Can I show you my coffin
- Let’s move out of this light into a space more private
- Juts a little taste?
Werewolf
- Is it a full moon tonight?
- I’m not normally this hairy
- I hate this time of month
Frankenstein
- Meet woman!
- Have you seen my doctor?
- I wish I had a better head choice
Angel
- Is this heaven?
- My wings are much smaller down here
- This is my first time down here, you?
