Santa Gifts: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Cheating Santa out of his...
We are now moving into the “Merry all ye gentlemen” period of crap that grabs a hold of people and relentlessly shakes the shit out of their wallets and scratches the hell out of the magnetic strips on their credit cards.
Now, I’m not going to declare myself immune to the temptations of the celebration. I’ve been known to wander aimlessly through the malls, without a gift idea between my ears, and walk out several thousand dollars poorer. Ce la vie.
I hope you stick to your gift buying list better than I, or at least only gave out your gift lift to others and did not accept any lists in return. “Sorry, honey, I couldn’t find your list so I got you this box of jelly filled donuts…. You’re welcome…. Stop throwing things at me! Save the donuts for later!”
And if you have no one to give a great gift to, then take the money and start a savings account for a great vacation for two. Then when you’ve saved enough money for two tickets, go yourself if you’re still single. Just go for twice as long! Or take that great person you met a Perfectmatch.com and have the time of your life. (I will leave the choice on what to do to you.)
The list of people who aren’t great and don’t deserve a gift can be short (if you’re happy) and long if you’re seeking Christmas (pissed off) revenge. I will not start or end your list, but I will say “Don’t leave out milk and cookies for Santa. He’s not coming.”
And since we are now covering a wide range of topics that include buying gifts, not giving great gifts, saving money for a hedonist vacation and, finally, cheating Santa out of his standard reward, let’s complete this massacre of a post with this headline that will dramatically increase the replies you get to your online profile:
“Do you want me to put a good word in for you with Santa? We’re buddies.”
Have a great day!
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Dating Profile Headline of the Day
MondayHappy Good Easter Monday.
For the lucky few that have the work off today for holiday celebrations, for the rest of us we toil in servitude for the masses.
Not that I hate my job but I’m sure there are a lot of you that had to drag your asses into work so you can make enough to pay for your cramped living quarters, 15 year old car repairs, and all the other of life’s small inconveniences that make us want to explode.
Of course, there are the good days too, like yesterday when we didn’t have to work, right?
As you toil today think about dating and the life you want to have when you’ve found that special somebody. That puts a smile on your face, right? Good.
Now, to attract that special person, and to do it right, first off join PerfectMatch.com. Pay the membership fee and start sending out messages as soon as you’ve completed your profile. Browse and search to find that special someone, I have a feeling they are there but won’t be for long! Or don’t pay the fee and wait for your PerfectMatch mail to show you the people at Perfectmatch that match what you’re looking for, in life values and compatibility.
Remember, at Perfectmatch.com your ‘Introduction’ is your headline and can be found in the ‘Update my profile’ section. And post this as your introduction/headline:
“I am ready to move forward - take a walk with me?”
Have a great day!
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I have been a fan of Perfectmatch.com for a long time, just over 6 years. Perfectmatch.com has been featured in many tv shows and movies as the online dating destination of choice and it’s easy, I’m sure, to work with a company that has a great reputation for doing well what is says it can do.It’s all about compatibility matching. Perfectmatch.com does that extremely well.
It could be because of their signature “Duet Analysis” system, that matches you with other members based on an unique srt of questions and answers and it could be because you are also available to search and browse members on your own, and choose your own compatible matches.
You have to be a paid member to send and reply to messages but sending |Icebreakers is free and it’s a great way to introduce yourself.
Whether the wallet is really tight this month or not, you need to give Perfectmatch.com a try.
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This appeared in my inbox:
Comments: Thus far, in 1 week, Perfect Match has been a joke! Several e-mails have been sent and several Icebreakers for naught..no one appear serious!
Now, I want to ask you, or have you been a member of Perfectmatch.com?
What were your experiences of the service?
Did you receive matches that were too far, or not a match in your own opinion?
Did you send out emails and Icebreakers and receive no response?
If you can answer these questions, one way or the other, please post below in the comments box or at the Perfect Match Review page here
Thanks!
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If you like it…. Shouldn’t your match like it too?
Common ground.
This is what “compatibility matching” means in it’s simplest terms.
Many dating services offer this uniquely binding feature, because, quite simply, what appeals to you will also appeal to someone like you.
Not to say that differences don’t matter, they do. But in the BIG PICTURE OF LOVE knowing that someone else shares the same ideals, goals and values as you do will make a world of, no a life, of difference in the love of your life.
Finding that “perfect match” is hard work too.
First you meet and date people in your teens and twenties. If you’re not living with someone, or already married, later on the choice of available, likable partners rapidly decreases.
Online dating helps not only to widen the pool of acceptable mates but also provides the introductions based on what you like, knowing that, again, what appeals to you will also appeal to someone like you.
So dive in, take the “compatibility challenge” and spend some quality time answering never-ending (seemingly) compatibility match questionnaires.
And find the love of your life!
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