Booze and Women Weekends: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
The good old days.
Cash a paycheck, spend as much as I could on booze and women, have as much fun as possible over the next 48 hours. Poker parties, football Sundays, you know (or remember) the drill.
Monday would roll around and I’d be scrimping for gas and food money to get through the week, all the while dodging the landlord because I didn’t have the rent money.
The good old days.
Of course I’m older and wiser now. I work all the time, (aside from surgeries and healing time with my feet up) and surf the web even more (again, when I can have my laptop in my lap, which isn’t all that often these days).
Yup, older, wiser and having all kinds of parts removed and replaced. Where has all the time gone?
the point I’m trying to make is that you should have as much (safe) fun as you can handle because later it will catch up to you and you won’t have the same friends or party destinations anymore. So do it now.
For your online personal ad headline think about using this today:
“I have changed a lot for the better so I am ready to meet your high standards in a (man or woman).”
Have a great day!
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Online Dating: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
SundayAnother glorious day, despite the weather forecast, and a million things to not do so I, and you, can have a relaxing day.
Put away the vacuum and bathroom cleaners. Leave the dishes and the dust bunnies to be dealt with another day.
Today is for relaxing and, of course, online dating.
I want you to feel comfortable as you login and enter your online dating adventure. Today is for a quick, but thoughtful, edit of your profile. Maybe add a couple more recent photos of yourself (activity photos are the best just make sure you’re the only person in the pictures).
As you think of new things to write about yourself, I have a question that you can answer in your profile: Which is your favorite season of the year ad why?
As we explore ourselves to find attractive qualities to put into our profile it’s important to remember you need to include the things about yourself that you want to have in common with someone. Concentrate on those things that are joyful and can easily be shared.
If you don’t have a dating service to call your own I invite you to join Perfectmatch.com with an offer that’s easy to swallow: Perfectmatch.com New 3-day Free Trial.
Perfectmatch.com is a dating service of very high quality and does require members to be subscribe to the service to contact others but this free trial will get you started with all features and contact is allowed for the three days.
My suggestion for your personal ad headline to day is:
“I put off my laundry to look for you here.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
If anyone ever suggests you should be more adventurous in your dating you should ask them which ride at Disneyland they would pick first.
Seriously, dating is most successful when you are in a comfortable place, not a jungle. That’s why they number the dates (i.e. first date, 2nd date, etc.). You don’t want to get lost on your “dating adventure” so there’s all kinds of road maps to offer you assistance.
A lost soul isn’t a fun date, despite the movies and popular entertainment, so get a grip.
This weekend you’ll have a great opportunity to smile at someone attractive. Do it.
This weekend you’ll have the opportunity to message someone online (that you’ve found at an online dating service), so do it.
You only have one life to live, right?
Opportunity is always available and it doesn’t have to be uncomfortable or outside of your comfort zone. If you’re not an “Adult Friendfinder” type of person, then find your own pace and give yourself the opportunity of a “soft landing” (with online dating) at Perfectmatch.com (one of my personal favorite online dating services).
Here’s a nice, safe headline for the next edit of your online dating profile:
“Do what makes you happy (and email me!).”
Have a great day!
Santa Gifts: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
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We are now moving into the “Merry all ye gentlemen” period of crap that grabs a hold of people and relentlessly shakes the shit out of their wallets and scratches the hell out of the magnetic strips on their credit cards.
Now, I’m not going to declare myself immune to the temptations of the celebration. I’ve been known to wander aimlessly through the malls, without a gift idea between my ears, and walk out several thousand dollars poorer. Ce la vie.
I hope you stick to your gift buying list better than I, or at least only gave out your gift lift to others and did not accept any lists in return. “Sorry, honey, I couldn’t find your list so I got you this box of jelly filled donuts…. You’re welcome…. Stop throwing things at me! Save the donuts for later!”
And if you have no one to give a great gift to, then take the money and start a savings account for a great vacation for two. Then when you’ve saved enough money for two tickets, go yourself if you’re still single. Just go for twice as long! Or take that great person you met a Perfectmatch.com and have the time of your life. (I will leave the choice on what to do to you.)
The list of people who aren’t great and don’t deserve a gift can be short (if you’re happy) and long if you’re seeking Christmas (pissed off) revenge. I will not start or end your list, but I will say “Don’t leave out milk and cookies for Santa. He’s not coming.”
And since we are now covering a wide range of topics that include buying gifts, not giving great gifts, saving money for a hedonist vacation and, finally, cheating Santa out of his standard reward, let’s complete this massacre of a post with this headline that will dramatically increase the replies you get to your online profile:
“Do you want me to put a good word in for you with Santa? We’re buddies.”
Have a great day!
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Dating Profile Headline of the Day
MondayHappy Good Easter Monday.
For the lucky few that have the work off today for holiday celebrations, for the rest of us we toil in servitude for the masses.
Not that I hate my job but I’m sure there are a lot of you that had to drag your asses into work so you can make enough to pay for your cramped living quarters, 15 year old car repairs, and all the other of life’s small inconveniences that make us want to explode.
Of course, there are the good days too, like yesterday when we didn’t have to work, right?
As you toil today think about dating and the life you want to have when you’ve found that special somebody. That puts a smile on your face, right? Good.
Now, to attract that special person, and to do it right, first off join PerfectMatch.com. Pay the membership fee and start sending out messages as soon as you’ve completed your profile. Browse and search to find that special someone, I have a feeling they are there but won’t be for long! Or don’t pay the fee and wait for your PerfectMatch mail to show you the people at Perfectmatch that match what you’re looking for, in life values and compatibility.
Remember, at Perfectmatch.com your ‘Introduction’ is your headline and can be found in the ‘Update my profile’ section. And post this as your introduction/headline:
“I am ready to move forward - take a walk with me?”
Have a great day!
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I have been a fan of Perfectmatch.com for a long time, just over 6 years. Perfectmatch.com has been featured in many tv shows and movies as the online dating destination of choice and it’s easy, I’m sure, to work with a company that has a great reputation for doing well what is says it can do.It’s all about compatibility matching. Perfectmatch.com does that extremely well.
It could be because of their signature “Duet Analysis” system, that matches you with other members based on an unique srt of questions and answers and it could be because you are also available to search and browse members on your own, and choose your own compatible matches.
You have to be a paid member to send and reply to messages but sending |Icebreakers is free and it’s a great way to introduce yourself.
Whether the wallet is really tight this month or not, you need to give Perfectmatch.com a try.
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This appeared in my inbox:
Comments: Thus far, in 1 week, Perfect Match has been a joke! Several e-mails have been sent and several Icebreakers for naught..no one appear serious!
Now, I want to ask you, or have you been a member of Perfectmatch.com?
What were your experiences of the service?
Did you receive matches that were too far, or not a match in your own opinion?
Did you send out emails and Icebreakers and receive no response?
If you can answer these questions, one way or the other, please post below in the comments box or at the Perfect Match Review page here
Thanks!
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If you like it…. Shouldn’t your match like it too?
Common ground.
This is what “compatibility matching” means in it’s simplest terms.
Many dating services offer this uniquely binding feature, because, quite simply, what appeals to you will also appeal to someone like you.
Not to say that differences don’t matter, they do. But in the BIG PICTURE OF LOVE knowing that someone else shares the same ideals, goals and values as you do will make a world of, no a life, of difference in the love of your life.
Finding that “perfect match” is hard work too.
First you meet and date people in your teens and twenties. If you’re not living with someone, or already married, later on the choice of available, likable partners rapidly decreases.
Online dating helps not only to widen the pool of acceptable mates but also provides the introductions based on what you like, knowing that, again, what appeals to you will also appeal to someone like you.
So dive in, take the “compatibility challenge” and spend some quality time answering never-ending (seemingly) compatibility match questionnaires.
And find the love of your life!
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PerfectMatch.com introduces another step in the compatibility match system.
Dr. Pepper Schwartz has developed a 7 question analysis that is now added to the over-all compatibility match system she developed exclusively for PerfectMatch.com.
Says Dr. Schwartz “The silver lining in this very dark economic cloud is it helps us refocus. It reminds us as important as money is, love really is the most compelling need in our lives,” reminds Dr. Schwartz. “The Perfectmatch.com’s Love & Money Assessment offers a way to evaluate your financial compatibility while learning more about yourself and your partner, in a non-threatening way. This is a crucial subject that should be addressed earlier rather than later in any relationship.”
