No More Wednesday Dinner Dates For You: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Thursday: The unofficial “First Meeting Day/Date” for people that meet online. Really.
We all know that Wednesday is “Loser Date Night” and if you had a date last night that is less than date #4, sorry to be the guy that told you, but the relationship is over. If you aren’t aware, Wednesday is the night of no return. You’ve been on this date strictly for two reasons:
1. He/She wanted one more meal with you (paying) because it’s more civilized breaking up in person and less harrowing an experience when there are more people around. You’re less likely to make a scene and Thursday is now open for them to meet a person of more substance, more grounded in reality, someone that knows what a Wednesday dinner date means.
2. You should have seen it coming. What more needs to be said? Tip the waiter well (no point of ruining his night too), go home and start again reading dating advice manuals. You’ll find another suitable partner… just stay away from Wednesday date nights for the next 4 to 8 dates, just to be on the safe side. For additional points, change your cell phone and number a couple of times. She can’t text a break-up/make-up message to put you under her spell again if she’s dialing an old number, am I right?
For your dating profile headline today you should give this one a go:
“Today will only be seen as moving forward. Are you with me?”
Have a great day!
A Seinfeld Break Up
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Be excited about your life!
Today is the day the movers come and a new life, a fresh start begins.
While my move is actually taking me back to where I was 4 years ago, I have the opportunity to be more focused on my life’s goals and closer to real achievement.
I am excited.
It’s great to be excited about your life, about your achievements and your dreams being realized.
Although the future is a certain mystery (we never know what the next moment will hold), there is joy in the unfolding of our life, if we accept the things that we cannot change and have power over the things we can change.
For your headline today, this being the first day of the week and the first opportunity to take control over your future, I offer you this suggestion:
“Come for a ride with me!”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Moving in?
This is where you start and this is where I help you.
You start here and I give you things to say so that you can meet some really nice people that appeal to you, in a friendly way and in a sexual way.
I’m not kidding… if you do your part I’ll do mine.
I suggest you start your online dating adventure at Match.com and post a new headline every few days or so. You see, the secret to being seen at match.com is that every time you update your profile or your headline you’re profile is placed ahead of older, staler, profiles. Is that a great tip or what?!
To start making your profile being seen more often I suggest changing your headline to this today (and come back tomorrow for another dating headline suggestion):
“Do you want to move in with me tomorrow?”
Have a great day!
BTW: just to be totally clear, if you join Match.com from this post I’ll make a commission when you pay your first membership fee. Clear now? Excellent!
