The One: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Finding The One for you
I hope you have this day off of work and can spend it cleaning up all of your Christmas decorations. (Unless you’re Ukrainian, then Christmas is still a couple of days away.)
For sure I will be pulling down and packing away my decorations and planning my Valentine’s Day dinner with the one I call so special to my heart, Sheila.
Did you know that the next few weeks is one that has the highest stress for single people? Having spent Christmas without a boyfriend or girlfriend, and being asked The Question (“Why don’t you have somebody?”), and having no one special to kiss on New Year’s Eve, and now with Valentine’s Day only weeks away… wow, yes, the stress is on.
But have no fear, online dating offers at the very least the opportunity to find a few dates from now to then. And I’m on your side too.
Today, join a dating service from our Top Ten List, and as you post your profile please consider using my suggestion:
“Could you be The One?”
Have a great day!
Memories: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Monday
If there is ever a replacement word needed for hell it should be “Monday”.
Hung over, still stuffed with turkey… feels good though. I may not have to eat until the New Year.
This is yet another reason why online dating is great. You can touch yourself up, looking a bit presentable and then video chat with people and still look great. But in person you’re a physical wreck.
As I said, I’m there.
For my dating profile headline suggestion today I suggest this:
“I want to talk about the memories we will make.”
Have a great day!
Fresh: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Always looking forward
Mondays always give us the opportunity for a fresh start. A “new lease on life” if you will.
And now that we’re within days of starting a New Year with all of those silly resolutions that are supposed to bring us into a better life style (or at least fewer bad habits or pounds) it is time to consider changes to how we view ourselves and what is reality and what is fiction about what we say is our self.
The only fear I have for the future is that what is bad will be proven and what is good is only a dream. Have you seen this view of yourself?
I suppose that’s what we have New Year’s Eve parties, to allow us the opportunity to give others a new view in the immediate New Year of our changed selves.
It is with these thoughts that I offer to you today’s personal ad headline suggestion:
“Make it, take it, but please don’t break it”.
Have a great day!
People at play: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
People at play
Sign up or Log in… more and more websites are asking you to sign up or log in to see personalized content, even so much as sharing your information across many web sites. (We don’t do that here, too much!)
The big giant is, of course, Facebook which has it’s fingers in hundreds of other websites for friend recommendations and such. It’s a nice feature, without a doubt, because it does keep you connected with your social circle. But unless you know how much sharing of your information you are really doing, you might want to logout or turn off the sharing features until you’re more comfortable with all of this.
We are constantly being barraged with messages to buy things and having these sales pitches customized without your complete consent may not be the best thing in the world (online), don’t you agree? And here’s a tip if you’re searching for a job: do a search for yourself and see what comes up. A future employer will likely do the same thing so you want to see what they’ll find.
You might also want to do a “Super logout” at Facebook, if your page is very personal or has content you particularily wouldn’t want an employer reading about you. The “Super logout” is simply deactivating your account. This does not delete your account and you can re-activate it at a later time, but this technique stops people from seeing anything about you on Facebook which is what you’d want. Click on “Account” and “Account settings” and choose “Deactivate account” and you’re done.
Many online dating services also allow you to put your dating profile into a “hidden” state, which is great if you’ve found a few dates and don’t want to be seen as still looking for more, so one click to hide your profile and another click to be available again.
As far as your online dating profile the amount of information about you made available depends on the service and how they are set up as far as the required information and the optional information is displayed. But just because the question is asked don’t think you absolutely have to provide an answer. Many dating services have an “Ask me later” option for some questions, so feel free to use it as you will.
My headline suggestion for you today is this:
“Please ask me anything, this could be the start of something great!”
Have a great day!
High Intellect: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
It's a regular winter Monday
Have you ever had one of those days where you’re not feeling particularly witty or funny?
My horoscope says that today I have high intellect (80%) and my intuition is below 20%, which is definitely not a good mix to pick any stocks or maybe even decipher if the car ahead of me will turn left, right or go straight despite all of the conflicting signals.
I have almost complete my Christmas gift shopping. You can hold the applause. I’m almost done because there are still a few people that I haven’t yet told not to expect anything from me this year. It’s hard to say no, but I have donated over $200.00 to local Christmas charities in the last couple of days. It’s not that we have so much but that others have so little.
Sure, I expect people to take charge of their responsibilities and to be the master of their own future, but when there are children involved I feel a little differently. A little help to make Christmas morning a little brighter with a barbie doll or hot cars set isn’t that much to ask, so what the hell. It’s what “BeardCember” is all about anyways, right?
Whatever frame of mind you’re in on this wintry Monday, keep this thought in your heart: “I have choices and I have chosen this today!”
As for your online profile headline I think this will help to get people to decide it’s your profile they want to read, it’s you they want to meet:
“Can we talk?”
Have a great day!
In Context: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Monday
While I have not formally studied English in an advanced academic atmosphere I do appreciate the language and how not only using our wide variety of words can make our questions and answers very precise, there are always some ways to use other words in questions and answers that may leave your precise answer somewhat less well defined, maybe even rather ambiguous.
It’s the usage and the meaning of words “in context” that when taken “out of context”, or understood with a different purpose in mind we find trouble on the horizon.
Without a certain level of English comprehension in the abilities of the person (or group, committee, etc.,) with which you are conversing any single answer or statement can become something else entirely, misinterpreted or misconstrued.
I really do think that ambiguous words in your dating profile headlines often will get you the attention you desire. But you do want to be certain that in your online profile you should have an understandable answer to the strange headline you have posted. Consider these choice suggestions:
“My road to glory is in motion!”
Have a great day
Stages of Dating: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Monday
Dating always involves chasing and being chased. One person tries to get the attention of the other and that is the first stage of dating, the introductions.
Then there’s the phone and message tag. Calling at the right time to be able to leave a message instead of talking directly. After all, a message won’t reject you and you don’t have to make small talk with voice mail.
Then there’s the date planning, what to do, where and when. Conflicting schedules and previous engagements allow for all kinds of missed opportunities without the pain of saying no.
Once all of this is straightened out there is the inevitable choice of wardrobe and transportation options.
Every happening is an obstacle to either be surmounted or obliterated by.
And then it happens, we outgrow the games and the fears of incompatibility. We adjust and make concessions for happiness. It all starts with attraction and getting the attention of that one special person. To that end I offer you today’s dating profile headline of the day:
“I don’t like to play catch and release!”
Have a great day!
Your Future: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
So what are you waiting for?
I remember a time when Sunday night television was for family shows and mystery movies. Am I now too jaded for the current fare to wonder why I am confronted with zombies (The Walking Dead) and serial killers (Dexter) as regular viewing options?
Do Sunday night killers lead to Monday morning rages at work? A fair question, I think, considering the state of workplace violence these days.
Pretty heady stuff for the beginning of the week, eh?
Life isn’t always about getting the best things, it’s often the result of the best choices available.
Online dating suits this reality to a tee. You’ve got to be in that certain place, at that certain time, to be found by the one that is to find you. And if not, then not.
So what are you waiting for? Your destiny is waiting; certainly your future hinges on the very next thing you do.
As you join the online dating service(s) that wil forever chnage your life may I suggest a headline to add to your profile? Use this:
“I am always becoming who I am.”
Have a great day!
Change: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Change rules our lives
I’ve thought long and hard about what to write today. Maybe another of my witty “I have Mondays” rants. Maybe talk about the benefits of life online and how love changes everything.
Neither of those topics seemed particularly exciting to me today. Maybe it’s the change of the clock and the sun setting so early, maybe it’s how governments control our lives with forcing us to change our clocks at all. Maybe it is just another Monday, no excitement, no challenge ahead.
I don’t know.
Just another Monday, I guess.
I do know that love changes everything. I do know that you can find love online.
I know that our paths may only cross once so I hope this is not the only piece of writing you will judge me by. But at the very least consider today’s dating headline as a possibility to change your life:
“The only way to lose at love is to not gamble anything at all.”
Because anything is possible.
Have a great day!
Pain-free: Dating Profile of the Day
2010's last pumpkin picture
I hope you had a good Halloween weekend.
I expect to hear soon from all the “candy conspiracy buffs” explaining loudly how the candy makers have us all by the balls, during a rather predictable “candy gifting” calendar and the lack of reasonable gifts under $20.00 for people you just don’t give a damn about any more.
That being said, I’d also like to offer a chocolaty thank you to all the kids that didn’t appear at my door last night so I now have a reasonable stash of mini candy bars for a while.
Next on the calendar is Thanksgiving, Black Friday and then, of course, Christmas. Of course don’t forget that winter will be mixed in which also means that next Sunday clocks fall back and we’ll get an hour of extra sleep on payment of sunset at 4:30 and earlier until the winter solstice on December 21. Now the extra hour sleep is one thing I like about fall.
Wow that’s a lot of info for one post (feel free to read a couple of times and maybe email to a friend or two too).
So let’s skip ahead to today’s dating profile headline:
“Do you know a pain-free way to get spirit-gum off the face?”
Have a great day!
Rewards: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Lucy, the demanding dog
“She doesn’t care what she get’s as long as she get’s something.”
That is the sum total of my dog’s begging. She knows that she will get two cookies each night, starting sometime near 5:00pm and ending sometime after 8:00pm. Two times a night. She will whimper, cry and even bark her demand when she wants her cookie.
And it doesn’t matter how big of a cookie she get’s, if it’s a big one or a third of a small one, she just knows that if she can maintain her efforts she will be rewarded.
How do your own efforts stack up against the rewards you receive? Well, this coming week is a great time to turn things around, right?
Let’s start with a great personal ad headline and throughout this week I’ll offer some great tips for some very popular dating services.
This will be the week you start earning those rewards and it starts today with this new headline for you to post:
“What is your secret to playing ‘Hide & Seek’ so well?”
Have a great day!
Smile: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Be nice to get nice.
I know there is something very wrong with me, psychologically speaking, because I am actually looking forward to my work day today.
Now, that might have more to do with being off sick all of last week, but I really would rather believe that I just miss doing a job that I like and doing it well.
And I know that I’m needed because my inbox is busting with requests for help (I am the on-call computer tech).
So it’s Monday and I’m needed. Nice.
I hope this joy outlasts the 5 days of work until my next day off…LOL…
And I hope the same for you. It’s not like we’ve been trapped in a cave for 69 days or anything, am I right?
So let’s move into the “today” and work on improving our “tomorrow”. It all starts with online dating and your pictures that you post.
These pictures, as you upload images to your online dating profile photo album, should be carefully selected to show of the serious side of you, and the fun side too.
Be careful to “crop out” anyone else that’s in the photos with you, after all, you’re not setting up a friend, you’re getting a date for yourself, right?
Your primary photo should be you, wearing a nice smile and a bold color top. It doesn’t matter what else you’re wearing because this should just be a “head and shoulders” shot anyways.
As you’re taking new photos of yourself, and editing the old photos, remember that you need an eye catching headline too. This is my suggestion for your headline today:
“Do you like my smile?”
Have a great day!
