No More Wednesday Dinner Dates For You: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Thursday: The unofficial “First Meeting Day/Date” for people that meet online. Really.

We all know that Wednesday is “Loser Date Night” and if you had a date last night that is less than date #4, sorry to be the guy that told you, but the relationship is over. If you aren’t aware, Wednesday is the night of no return. You’ve been on this date strictly for two reasons:

1. He/She wanted one more meal with you (paying) because it’s more civilized breaking up in person and less harrowing an experience when there are more people around. You’re less likely to make a scene and Thursday is now open for them to meet a person of more substance, more grounded in reality, someone that knows what a Wednesday dinner date means.

2. You should have seen it coming. What more needs to be said? Tip the waiter well (no point of ruining his night too), go home and start again reading dating advice manuals. You’ll find another suitable partner… just stay away from Wednesday date nights for the next 4 to 8 dates, just to be on the safe side. For additional points, change your cell phone and number a couple of times. She can’t text a break-up/make-up message to put you under her spell again if she’s dialing an old number, am I right?

For your dating profile headline today you should give this one a go:
“Today will only be seen as moving forward. Are you with me?”

Have a great day!

A Seinfeld Break Up