Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Magic
Well, if Justin Bieber can have a child out of wedlock the world really is going to hell in a hand-basket (my admiration of Lindsay Lohan notwithstanding).
What you roll out of bed for in the morning is to put your best foot forward and make a positive impact on the lives of the people you interact with during the day.
No one gets up in the morning planning to have a crappy day, right?
Today is your day and it all starts with using this as your dating profile headline:
“If you believe in love share with me some of your magic.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
WednesdayAs I write my great personal headline example for you today I realize that in some places it might just start being tomorrow at this time.
So does this make today’s headline suggestion yesterday’s news already?
Don’t deep thoughts sometimes give you a headache? if only life was easier, like if you were a famous movie and TV star from an early age, like the age of 10.
I wish I had a famous lifestyle…
Well, maybe just the money that fame brings instead…
That being said I do have hope for your future, and mine. Prosperous is only the first step, right?
My headline suggestion for you today is simple, but thoughtful, I think:
“I will share with you a new life”.
Have a great day!
Friday’s News Conversational Stories
Another weekend is upon us, another weekend of meeting people, of dates, of conversations.
Here are my best newsworthy picks of conversational-worthy stories from the past week that you should know be well read of so you can discuss these stories confidently and intelligently.
- Lindsay Lohan enters a rehab facility for drunks, voluntarily, in hopes of not going to jail. Can you repeat after me “A little too late.” I really feel for this poor soul. Fame at an early age and all the temptations that exists has not made life easy, without a doubt. Lindsay, here’s a music video for you, a little inspirational help for the next 90 days or so:
- Do you “Sext” the wrong person by accident? Don’t worry, there’s plenty of others that do the same thing, a recent British poll finds. For me I don’t click “send” without double checking the numbers. Luckily…
- Goldman Sachs pays hefty $550 million fine for… whatever… Does anyone else wonder where all that money to pay the fine came from? Only on Wall Street does paying a fine in the millions add value to the company’s balance sheet and explain away all the wrong doing. Do you know anyone that’s lost their job, house, or retirement lately? What a comfort the SEC has brought us… ugh…
- Apple’s iPhone 4 fix… What will they offer the millions affected with poor signal quality? Stay tuned. CNET will host a live blog about the Apple announcement.
Have a great Friday and a great weekend!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
His name is Rob
I think we all take some secret joy in the follies of the wealthy and young stars.
Seriously… if you make so much money, need to present such a glaringly white persona (and haven’t yet learned the lessons of Tiger Woods) discretion is the better part of stardom. Rent a limo for the night. You’ve earned it, don’t drive and drink all you want. There’s enough chaos in the world and we need more stars that do shine whine, shine true.
Give us hope, right?
That being said, we can’t ever slam the bad ones enough, can we?
So post this as your headline today, get a laugh and a reply to your profile with:
“I never went to rehab - with or without Lindsay Lohan.”
Have a great day!
Lindsay Lohan’s Creative Manicure
Lindsay Lohan really had all her hopes on her personality making the judge not send her to jail.Oops!
I don’t think anyone knows if the judge had a pair of binoculars and saw this on her nail, but Lindsay get’s justice for her absence from drunk driving school.
See you in 90 days Lindsay (although my money is still on that she spends less than 3 complete days in jail).
More:
- Village Voice
- Harold Sun
- The Insider
- Stylelist
- People
90 Days for Lindsay Lohan
Actress Lindsay Lohan sobs as judge orders her to serve 90 days in jail for missing alcohol counseling sessions.
More news links to follow:
- Foxnews.com
- CNN.com
Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile
The perfect match for Lindsay Lohan is???
Watch her eharmony video and find out!
This is a parody, right?