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Ever met a clown on a date?

I have to ask: Why does “Billy the Exterminator” (a show on A&E tv) always answer his phone “Hello?” when it’s always his mother calling him. I mean, there’s no surprise, it is staged for the tv show, and no one else ever seems to call him, so why not just “Hi mom”?

Yes, I had the day off work and watched tv all day, which was a “Billy the Exterminator” show marathon. But I will be back at work tomorrow, and not watching any tv at all… that’s the plan so far.

I’m sure you’ve had some days that not all went to well. Maybe it was just a small part of your day that ruined the remainder of it… my question to you is “Why did this small thing ruin the rest of your day?” Couldn’t you bounce back from the setback? Why not?

Often times the best thing to do is allow you to cool off, take a few “personal minutes” and get your emotions back under control. With my couple of decades working in the retail service sector I’ve taken a lot of “personal minutes” to get my breath back and my temperature to cool off.

That being said, one trick I’ve learned over the years is to simply walk away once a customer begins to not be respectful, or they are just plain idiots that only want to test your patience. Get your boss, after all that’s why he makes the big bucks. In a “robbery scenario” you’re told to just give the robber the money, your safety comes first.

Well, I suggest that the “idiot scenario” should also be a training segment that retail service people be trained for too. It will certainly allow a lot of people to work a lot better when this practice is in use and the boss has your back.

If you suddenly realize that the person you are on a date with is an idiot what do you do then? You have a friend call you with a fake emergency or you make some lame excuse to leave but you still use the same basics of the “idiot scenario” and get the hell out. Am I right or what?

For today’s headline, show your wisdom to those that are in the right place to read new your headline:
“There’s no law against stupid, yet, but I’m working on it!”

Have a great day!