Friday’s Conversation Topics

This week absolutely crawled by, didn’t it? Even if it is Thanksgiving Weekend (in Canada) there isn’t enough turkey and gravy to make up for all the crap this week handed to me.

Luckily for me, and you, this week’s news stories have once again managed to put a smile on my face. Read on and you’ll have some great conversation topics, over a turkey dinner, a beer or a Cosmo…. pick your poison and I’ll do the same. Read on, McDuff!

- Too fat to have sex couple has surgery. Now there’s a solution, rather than exercise or a change in diet, which maybe they tried first, but the reality remains that they’re probably too out of shape to actually be satisfied with the post-surgery romp. Photos.

- Beached pregnant whale found on California beach. It’s assumed that the whale hit a ship and suffered critical injuries or close to immediate death before washing ashore, article with pictures. There can be no doubt that sea travel is inherently dangerous still, don’t you agree? Yes, the beached whale story follows the story of people too fat for sex, ironic right?

- Will the real Justin Bieber please stand up. Because you’re a fraud and Facebook says so. That’s why this old guy got his facebook page yanked…. geesh, 500 million members, and this poor guy has the wrong duplicate name. Any Anne Margaret’s, Tony Curtis’s or Robert E. Lee’s out there about to be booted too?

- Chinese dude in Chinese prison wins Nobel Peace prize. May never get the award, or the almost $million prize too. At least he still can’t get a date, like you. (Yes, I know he’s married, so what?)

Have a great weekend!