Joystick-IT for Apple iPad Game Controller
Got games and need help with the controls?
Here’s the answer. Introducing the
Joystick-IT Apple iPad, an aluminum arcade joystick that you can stick on any device with a capacitive touch screen (meaning most modern tablets and touchscreen phones). It will work with any game that features a virtual on-screen control pad and is easy to attach and remove.

Dating Profile Headline of the Day

What is your iPad wish?
I have done nothing if not being consistent in my proclamations:
The Rules of a Great Online Personal Ad Headline
1 - Be funny
2 - Be sarcastic
3 - Be topical
4 - Be irrelevant
5 - Be humorous
6 - Be friendly
7 - Be inclusive
8 - Tell a story
9 - Invoke feelings
10 - Be persuasive
11 - Be explicit
12 - Be inviting
But most importantly, be certain that the style of headline you write is backed up by the profile that you’ve written and posted.
No one will think you are believable if you have a great and intriguing headline but your profile is of a witless and misunderstood neanderthal.
Write your profile then read your profile or better yet, have a friend that knows you and that you trust, give you some constructive criticism. There are plenty of only services that specialize in headline and profile writing too. Maybe you need help from a dating pro?
I can lead you into headline heaven, you have to walk alone the rest of the way.
And for you, on this Wednesday, I have this dating profile headline suggestion for you:
“Tell me why your life is better with an iPad (or still better without).”
Have a great day!
Friday’s Conversation Topics
FridayFriday is here again, all rejoice! (And have a beer for me too!)
Today I have some very informative, and conversational, news items to share with you. Read them all and be ready with a sharp wit and a knowledgeable disposition.
- The missing lotter winner found? Not to throw comedy at tragedy but Mr. Abraham Shapkespeare might have been found buried under 5 feet of concrete. If you recall, Mr. Shakespeare’s lottery winning life started with a coworker saying that the winning ticket was stolen from him, his girlfriend (?) conned him out of an almost million dollar home and untold thousands of dollars and might just be the major suspect in the death, due to her activities of trying to get money out of bank accounts that were his well after he was declared missing and possible met with foul play. Overall this sounds like a real made-for-tv movie.
- Did Apple lay down the biggest boner ever with their new iPad? I think so. No multitasking (surfing and listening to music for instance), no HDMI connector and a host of other “not-haves” makes this a not have for me, at least until version 2 comes out.
- Did you read about the smart family that changed to natural gas instead of heating oil? Neither did their heating oil delivery company… family now living in hotel… SHAZAM!
- How about the girl that videoed the guy playing with his pet chicken (or maybe his gf) on the subway, all rolling around, hugging and kissing his chicken…. With video here. You just can’t make this stuff up!
- The myth of mispelt tattoos is a myth no longer. Complete with pictures! You might want to print some of these out to share at the bar, since they don’t have wifi there yet.
Have a great weekend!