$89.99 or less. When the zombie apocalypse comes, and you know it’s coming, preparation can mean the difference between life, and unlife. One minute, you’re a survivor, eeking out a meager existence on canned food, rainwater, and the occasional squirrel. The next minute, you’re a shambling corpse with a taste for prions. We’ve seen it a thousand times. You have to prepare to survive, and don’t think you can just stockpile a bunch of shelf-stable food, reinforce your doors and call yourself safe. Nosir. You have to be a crack shot, and that means practicing with your gun. Sure, you can shoot at cans and paper targets all day long, but would that really prepare you for blowing the head off of a dripping shambler? Nope. If you make your target as realistic as possible, you won’t freeze up when faced with the real thing. These targets are not only lifesize realistic zombie torsos, complete with dead hazy eyes and mottled grey skin. When you shoot them, they bleed. You read that right: Shoot these targets, and they’ll bleed. A few quick shots from your AR-15 and there’ll be blood-soaked bits of zombie everywhere. Check out the video below to see that very thing happen. It’s wonderfully gruesome! Features Perfect for a group outing, split with your friends, and Destroy the Undead! Life-sized Zombie target BLEEDS when you shoot it!!! Zombies can be shot more than 1000+ rounds of assorted calibers. Biodegradable Zombie matter keeps tree huggers off your back. Zombie can be reused to finish off another day. Includes wood stake to mount the Zombie. Printed Box with a standard shaded scoring line target on both sides to help sight in your weapon. Made in the USA by guaranteed* non-infected workers! * Note: If you feel you have been infected by the zombification virus from direct contact with the Zombie Bleeding Mutilated Target Dummy, please contact our customer service monkeys immediately. A specialized Outbreak Mitigation Van will arrive within minutes to sterilize your immediate vicinity. Please remain calm and, if available, lock yourself alone in a closet until help arrives. View more like this.

$3.99 or less. When the crime scene tape just says “crime scene,” one always has to push past it. There could be supplies, ammo, or clues as to what caused this whole zombie apocalypse in the first place. But if that’s the only crime scene tape you have, there could also be a murder of zombies waiting around the next corner. So, help warn your fellow survivors better by picking up some rolls of Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape. Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape comes in two flavors: “Biohazard - Keep Out” and “Caution - Zombies Ahead.” Use whichever one is most applicable, or both (if the situation is that extreme). All tape looks just like real crime scene tape - yellow plastic with thick black letters. And you don’t need to just use your Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape for real warnings; you can also put them up around your home or office for loads of hilarity. Some Biohazard tape blocking the office fridge, maybe? It’s a zombie eat human world out there, so make sure you help yourself and others stay safe by using Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape. Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape Looks just like regular police tape, but these have more appropriate warnings. Choose Zombie or Biohazard (or get a few of each to really cover your butt). Length: approx. 50 feet per roll. Dimensions: approx. 3″ tall. View more like this.

$6.99 or less. Soon the Zombies will be upon us. In movies, one always has two choices: beat the Zombies or be eaten by the Zombies. But now there’s a new choice, a new way to survive: you must pretend to be a Zombie! All you’ll need is a bunch of gelatin and this brain shaped mold, and you can make your own tasty treats. See where we’re going wit this? Instead of having to eat real brains to fit in, you’ll be eating gelatin brains. Instead of cracking open people’s heads, you’ll just need to toil in the kitchen a little. And once the Zombies see you eating gelatin brains, they’ll think you are munching on the real deal and leave you alone (’cause let’s face it, Zombies aren’t that bright). Also great for Halloween and other spooktacular events. So, eat some gelatin brains now, and live to see another day. View more like this.