Personal Ad Headline of the Day: The Best
Do you need help getting through the first few days of Standard Time?Get to bed at your regular time and when you wake in the morning turn on your lights, open your curtains and absorb the light your body needs to help you wake up.
And date.
Go on dates, lots of dates. Having a lot of dates helps you to smile and we all know that when you’re smiling the world is a better place.
Find a great dating service by searching my reviews.
And increase the opportunities of someone contacting you by using a cocky and funny headline:
“You’ve tried the rest, now try the best!”
Have a great day!
Dream For Two: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Did you have the same dream?
They yelled at you “Don’t drive into the ditch!” and “Don’t reverse off the road!” Good times…
After all, it wasn’t your car, or your insurance rates…LOL
But the lessons are over and it’s your life now. And still you have questions. Good for you!
The moment you think you know it all is the same moment that you can be certain the end is near. Well, your end anyways.
I think the most important question you’ll ever need an answer to is this: Why am I here?
The answer, of course, is that you need some dating advice and I’m happy to tell you that I can answer your questions, because, I just answered the previous one correctly, didn’t I?
My area of specialty is online dating and my advice to you is to keep your profile fresh and that includes a regularly updated profile and personal ad headline. there are plenty of fish in the sea and if you want to stand out you have to catch someone’s immediate attention with a great headline. So try this one today:
“Did you have the same dream I did last night? It started with…” (Finish the sentence with any words you like.)
Have a great day!
Funny Headline: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Yes, this is my funny headline!
I’m going to give you a heads-up about your plans for this coming weekend: you’re going to join Chemistry.com and take advantage of the Free Communication Weekend event.
You’re going to have a blast meeting compatible matches and exchanging messages without paying a membership fee.
Of course you can join early and have your profile completed and be ready for Friday, but that’s up to you (even though I do recommend joining now!).
For today I have a very funny headline suggestion for your dating profile. I like funny headlines they do get you a lot of attention and people love to see a humorous side of someone new, it’s a great “ice-breaker”, so consider this:
“Why yes, that is my cantaloupe!”
Have a great day!
Funny Dating Profile Headline of the Day,
SundayMy day of rest even if it’s not yours.
I think I’m going to play some online games, see what my friends are up to on Facebook and generally waste the day away.
Of course it will involve snacks, beer and watching football too, but that is the definition of Sunday being the day of rest, isn’t it?
Your day, however, is going to be a little bit different even if the basics of my day are similar to yours.
Today is “Edit your online dating profile day” and I’m sure you can guess what that means… LOL…
As you look at what to change about what you’ve written about yourself I want you to concentrate on what has happened to you this past seven days. The good, the bad, whatever helped you or hindered you from enjoying the past week should the the bulk of the changes you make to your profile.
Keeping your profile current makes it more meaningful to the people that will be reading it, and when you have a meaningful life posted to your profile you have a better chance of attracting exactly the type of person you want in your life.
If you don’t have an online dating service matching you up yet then let me suggest eharmony.com which is in the middle of a “Free Communication Weekend” which allows you to exchange emails with your matches without having to pay for a membership. For American members this special ends November 14th and for Canadian members this special offer ends on November 30th.
Your headline, and your profile picture, makes a statement about yourself and is the first thing someone will see and read about yourself so your headline has a lot of power over the results you get from your online dating ad. Yes, the headline you use is that important.
Your headline should be refreshed at least ever several days but you want to know the conditions of the dating service before you change your headline or edit your profile. For instance, Match.com takes your profile from the search results and browse section until it is re-approved whenever you make a change, so you wouldn’t want to change your headline every day, you’d never be seen.
So know what happens to your profile, is all I’m saying.
For your dating profile headline today I suggest you use this to attract the people you want to meet:
“Like me, heroes don’t care about money.”
Have a great day!
Funny Dating Profile Headline of the Day

My ballot with your name on it!
Today’s Dating Profile Headline of the Day was going to be a “DIY” (Do It Yourself) day for headline writing, but then I had a beer, and I had another, and I figured that if you made it this far I should help you get the rest of the way and have a funny profile headline to offer you today.
So here goes.
people do respond well to funny headlines and this one will be no exception. Post this one for a couple of days then change it to another Dating Profile Headline of the Day suggestion:
“I voted for an Independent write-in candidate… you!”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day

I am THE glory-hound.
Do you remember the time when you knew everything?
How much of your life has changed since then? Pretty much everything would be my guess.
I know mine has…
And there is a truism that we, as normal people, live for change, even if we don’t agree or understand the directions that these changes takes us.
Using an online dating service is inviting change of the most drastic kind. Life changing change, to say the least.
But, when you meet the right person, the person that will change your life forever and for the best, all of the effort will pay off. In a very big way.
I look forward to being able to help you find this change in your life, to help you live out a life that is very different from what you are living now.
If you remember me you’ll thank me. If you don’t remember me, well that’s OK too, because no matter what I will know that I did make a difference and that’s good enough for me. (My glory-hound days are long since over.)
One of the ways I will help you is in writing for you a funny headline that will get your profile some attention and some views. And one view from a person that will change your life forever. So invite this great change and post one of these as your headline today:
“When did life become a yogurt commercial?”
“Avoid the dark side, shine a light on me!”
“Life: infinitely pleasurable, ultimately deadly.”
“Double miles on every date.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Wednesday
“Your love is a burning fire that my love will never quench…” or something like that to be said at your wedding…
Because, my job is to help you find “The One” that will forever lock your heart away in a fortress of gold and sweet meadows full of rainbows.
Your job is to complete your online dating ad profile as truthfully as possible… and I will offer you a new headline to post to your profile each day to help keep your profile from getting stale.
Now that we have our roles properly described, here’s my part ( as the headline writer for your online profile, remember?):
I suggest you post this as your funny headline today:
“Who are you and what did you do with my… (Fill in your own noun here)?”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
MondayIs the world getting crazier or is it just me?
Or is it just because it’s Monday that the world seems to be upside down and screwed to the seventh degree.
I mean, take a look around… if you see sanity please tell me which direction you’re looking because I’d like to look there too.
Anyways, this is the day that you start to take online dating seriously… crazy or not there is a person out there, looking for you, eagerly searching online dating services for your funny headline, like this one that I suggest you post for today:
“I’m not crazy, the world just makes me look that way!”
Have a great day!