The Smell Test: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
You can’t really know someone until you’re close enough to smell them.
That is my online dating motto. Too many times I’ve received emails from the broken-hearted about an online affair ruined when the moment of the face-to-face meeting happens.
Life doesn’t have just it’s ups and downs, it has it’s high-flying winning moments and it’s bottom-of-the-barrel-scrapings too.
Find your backbone and don’t settle… you’ll do fine.
For your online personal ad use this:
“I might take one step back but I always take two steps forward!”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Could You Do Without?
You don’t really need it.
How many times in your life have you heard that phrase?
One too many, I’m sure.
In this consumer world of ours it’s hard to separate the things we need to be happy from the things we’re told we need to be happy. Now, I’m not saying that we should all become minimalists or “free-gans” by any means, but maybe, just maybe, there’s one thing we could take out of our lives that wouldn’t cause total chaos when it’s gone.
Think about this today and see if you can identify that one thing.
For your personal ad headline today give this a go:
“I’m open to new possibilities, just not anything weird.”
Have a great day!
Friday’s Popular Conversation Topics
We have entered that special time of year, that usually shows us consumerism at its highest demand and honesty at its lowest.Yes, I watch the stock market and at this time of the year there is often a few weird selling patterns that appear consisting of the everyday man-woman-investor cashing in to pay the anticipated bills of the season.
I’m not talking just cash for gift buying. Business people need cash (liquidity) for the new calendar year, parents need to pay the bills for the upcoming school semester. Hell, maybe a guy plans for a very special Valentine’s Day to be pre-paid after the big marriage proposal surprise on Christmas Eve (I did that one).
Sadly, the world markets are out of control, real investor values are all over the board and that doesn’t include the run on the stock market still to come, knocking of hundreds from the stock market indexes in what are normally slow, almost no ripple trading sessions until after the new year.
And all of this leads up to the stories you need to know about so you have some awesome current events to share at the dreaded office party or that lonely corner bar stool tonight. Read and enjoy, here we go!
- Too sexy for that veggie. An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce — to avoid having “sexual thoughts.” Hahahahaha ho. Gotta wonder which “western video” sent this cleric holy man onto this particular line of thought. I know it’s not the same guy that said women shouldn’t drive because it may affect their virginity.
- “I never intended to break the rules.” For a final payout of $12.1 million dollars I wouldn’t know too much about my bankrupt company either. Just saying….
- This is the guy in the running for Last Place Criminal Dufus of the yYear. There’s a video, below, too. But essentially dude snoops on his girlfriend’s teen daughter’s phone, found a nude pick of her and sexted the picture to almost 40 of her contacts to “teach her a lesson”. I can only guess that a couple of the kids might say the photo is old news but this guy has a fun time in store for the holidays and I hope he remembers his “soap on a rope”.
- Where would we be without a heart-fely gift shopping story? Right here is the answer. Dude with a .322 blood alcohol level is arrested for trying to steal 2 big screen TVs from Wal-Mart while he’s wearing the same coat he stole two days earlier from said store. They never said if it was the booze or the greed that gave him away. Too bad, one of those TVs was supposed to be my holiday gift!
- This will not be abused because it’s lobbyists and politicians making gift giving rules for lobbyists and politicians to receive gifts from one and another in time to give and receive this holiday season. Albeit belatedly because the new rules start January 1, 2012. State lawmakers and city council members can accept expensive gifts from lobbyists without disclosure if they are dating, and can receive meals and lodging in lobbyists’ homes without telling the public, under rules approved Thursday by the state ethics agency.
I told you it was a special time of year.
Note: Photo of Ganna A. by Antonio Clemens at Met-Art.
Friday’s Best Conversation Topics
I find it funny the things some people will do on the job, attempting to get away with their disturbed sense of humor through anonymity but getting caught anyways. Suckers!TSA Will Reportedly Fire Agent Who Wrote ‘Get Your Freak On’ After Finding Sex Toy. If the traveler wants to get her freak on don’t leave messages in her luggage cheering her on. And when you work for the TSA you will get caught and you will be fired for bringing to notice a passenger’s personal sex toy. Better hope the Chinese cookie factory is hiring fortune cookie writers, numbnuts.
FX picks up Charlie Sheen sitcom. Yes, he’s coming back!!! Sheen and his production team announced that they were working on the pilot this summer, but FX has just revealed that they’ve picked the show up and ordered 10 episodes. Sheen has “come up with a wonderful, hilarious vehicle for Charlie’s acting talents—and a character we are very much looking forward to seeing him play,” FX Networks president and general manager John Landgraf says in a statement. “Two and a Half Men has been an outstanding component of FX’s schedule for the past 14 months, and we have every confidence that Anger Management will soon be as well.”
Sometimes you don’t stop all of the ‘bargain shoppers’ but eventually they get busted. Property crime detectives said the suspect knew about weaknesses and soft spots in Target’s security operation and used the knowledge to his advantage. The theft suspect would just load the items into a shopping cart and walk out, police said. Detectives had a trailer full of stolen evidence from the man’s residence. They seized movies, video games, clothing, electronics, and even crayons, to name a few things.
Sexy, funny costumes make Halloween good time for romance: survey. Romance might not be the first thing you think of in relation to Halloween, but a new survey shows it ranks favourably as a time to meet a potential mate. There are a few reasons for this, such as that men are likely to be attracted to someone wearing a sexy costume, while women like seeing someone in a funny outfit.
Pictures From The Best Internet Party Of The Year: Hallowmeme Photo gallery.
Bad Memory: Personal Ad Headline of the Day
I’ve been told, many times, that I have a very bad memory.I’ll be honest, if the police came to me and asked me where I was last Tuesday I wouldn’t have an answer for them. I have no idea what I did three days ago. I would hope that there was something in my calendar/appointment book or written on a scrap of paper that I haven’t yet thrown out.
How is your own memory? As bad as mine or do you remember details that are easily recalled when needed?
There are, of course, may drugs and supplements that are described as memory aids but I’m not convinced that my memory needs help. I prefer to think that I am keeping my head clear of trivia and lesser required details so that I have ‘storage’ available for more important items that will need to be recalled at a later time.
I don’t really know why i shared this with you, it seemed important when I was writing out a list of topics to write about. Maybe the reason will come to me later.
For your headline to use with your online dating profile try this:
“Our first date will be memorable, where shall we meet?”
Have a great day!
Victims of Self-Sabotage: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Are you a victim of self-sabotage when you’re beginning to date someone new?
It’s perfectly normal to wonder if the person you’ve met is good enough for you. It’s not normal to wonder if you’re good enough for them.
We all have some trepidation about our relationships, there are always minor incidents that give us reason to pause and consider the events and how they relate to the relationship we hope for.
When you act out of fear and sabotage your relationships it’s time to consider what you think is a normal life for yourself.
Are you deserving of happiness? If you cannot answer yes to the question you need to reconsider how you view yourself and your self-worth.
My headline suggestion for you today is this:
“Am I good enough or too good to date you?”
Have a great day!
Booze and Women Weekends: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
The good old days.
Cash a paycheck, spend as much as I could on booze and women, have as much fun as possible over the next 48 hours. Poker parties, football Sundays, you know (or remember) the drill.
Monday would roll around and I’d be scrimping for gas and food money to get through the week, all the while dodging the landlord because I didn’t have the rent money.
The good old days.
Of course I’m older and wiser now. I work all the time, (aside from surgeries and healing time with my feet up) and surf the web even more (again, when I can have my laptop in my lap, which isn’t all that often these days).
Yup, older, wiser and having all kinds of parts removed and replaced. Where has all the time gone?
the point I’m trying to make is that you should have as much (safe) fun as you can handle because later it will catch up to you and you won’t have the same friends or party destinations anymore. So do it now.
For your online personal ad headline think about using this today:
“I have changed a lot for the better so I am ready to meet your high standards in a (man or woman).”
Have a great day!
NOTE: Unadvertised special at Perfectmatch.com this weekend: Oktoberfest weekend celebration allows all members, free members included, to send “Ice Breakers” and email conversation messages. Get started by joining Perfect Match here.
Dating in the News
IAC wins control of online dating site Meetic: AMF. PARIS (Reuters)
IAC/InterActiveCorp has won control of French online dating service Meetic, boosting its stake to 77.6 percent, after most shareholders agreed to IAC’s 15 euros per share offer price. French markets regulator AMF said IAC, …
Dating Site for People Who Can’t Have Sex Takes Off. TIME
It’s also a pretty serious roadblock to the establishment of a loving relationship, believes Laura Brashier, which is why she’s launched 2date4love, a dating website for men and women who want to fall in love but don’t want to, or can’t have actual …
It’s Country Boys vs. City Slickers in New Dating Show ‘Sweet Home Alabama’. Fox News
With the country guys, obviously everyone’s different, but I kind of knew what to expect, dating style. I knew that they would all be sweet gentlemen.” But in the end, will Grissom stick to her southern roots or be swept off her feet by a citified beau …
Waltham Man Charged With Stealing Thousands From Women On Dating Web Sites. Patch.com By Ryan Grannan-Doll and Meghan B. Kelly
A Waltham man pleaded not guilty this morning on suspicion of stealing more than $200,00 from women he met on dating Web sites. Albert Lovering Jr., 54, 24 Charlesbank Way, Apt. A, Waltham, pleaded not guilty …
Can love conquer the class divide? Yes, says a Sloane Ranger with a builder …. By Julia Stephenson
Many people assume that Britain is no longer bound by class — but when it comes to dating and marriage, most of us still choose a mate from a similar background. And I know from personal experience precisely why: because dating …
LocalSin: The sleazy iPhone app that can find you a one-night stand. Daily Mail
The dating application, called LocalSin, uses GPS technology to find the nearest ‘willing’ matches in your immediate area. Users can check how many single people are in a given place – such as a bar, nightclub, or city centre – before heading out. …
Frauds plague dating site Jiayuan. China Daily By Hu Yang (chinadaily.com.cn)
Jiayuan.com, China’s biggest dating website, has been accused by the media and users of lax management of members and allowing the proclaimed “serious match website” to become a shelter for frauds and prostitution. …
Your Dating Success: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
An online dating tip that will get you more responses to your profile than you ever thought possible.
Success with online dating is not only relative to your expectations but depends greatly, I know you’ll agree, on the connections and Real-World dates that result from your online dating adventure.
You have to begin with completing as much of your online profile that is asked of you, empty answers will get you less results, that is a certainty.
But aside from that, it’s your “essay question” answer that will create a lot of interest in the type of women (or men) that you want to meet. While it’s meant to allow yourself great latitude to talk about yourself you should follow these two rules:
1) Don’t go overboard when talking about yourself, mentioning deep seated beliefs that could start an arguement don’t belong here, i.e., keep away from religion, politics and current events that polarize people in their own beliefs.
2) Write this section as if you were talking to a stranger, a very attractive stranger, as though you were stuck in an elevator for several hours with them. This extended forced close-quarter arrangement usually allows people to reveal much about themselves without searching for an argument. Intimate but safe are the usual conversations in such circumstances, aim for this approach as you write about yourself.
Now, the online dating tip I mentioned at the start:
Use the photo gallery features of your dating service to it’s best advantage, that is, take pictures of yourself (and only yourself) in easily recognized local places, enjoying yourself. Let’s say that it’s a popular restaurant, have a picture taken with the most popular dish placed in front of you. For public places be in front of landmarks, etc.
The magic of these types of photos in your photo gallery is that an immediate connection is made when you are photographed in places that the reader of your profile can identify with. Maybe they’ve been there before, maybe they’ve always wanted to go there. They will connect with you through these images and be more inclined to make contact with you.
For your personal ad headline, try this today:
“I’m a person of the world, but not worldly.”
Have a great day!
Secrets: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Send Documents for Signature Online
I read once that “velcro” is an extra-terrestial technology that was allowed to be revealed to mankind in order to lessen the amount of carbon emissions over the next two centuries. Is this a badly kept secret or a secret to big to be true? Now remember, you almost told me a secret of yours only a second or two ago, (and I’ve already proven that I can’t keep a secret, even with those Russians still watching me from their cars), so maybe now you want to chnage your answer?
At any rate, I’m certain that I just proved that neither of us is very good at keeping a secret. For a free ebook on protecting yourself better by learning the tricks of deception so you will not (accidentally or intentionally) lay bare your personal computer secrets including online usernames, passwords and online credit card and banking information, just enter your email in the box below:
|—-Type Email Address Here————————-|
: :
: :
| —Type Email Address Here————————-|
Freebies aren’t always what they seem are they? In this case there is no freebie at all, just me and what I’m writing today and a box that says “Type Email Address Here:” If this fooled you then you need better protection than your own scruples.
But enough of me watching the History Channel and trying to make a blog post out of it, let’s get to the nut of the subject. Here’s today’s personal ad headline suggestion for you:
“I can give you an unique perspective on singleness and hopefully together we will find a way to put it at an end.”
Have a great day!
Real Dating: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Do you know the real secret to using online dating services to actually get dates?
I’d be surprised if you answered yes because most people don’t know the right answer. Hell, they don’t even know it was a question at all.
The answer I’m going to give you is this: Show your best side.
The answer isn’t that much of a surprise but it is a secret because most people don’t even consider the possibility that showing their best side, and not the side that they expect someone will want to see, will actually be the way to get dates using an online dating service.
If you’re shopping does the freshest piece of meat fetch the highest price? Of course it does.
It’s packaging, great display space and an understanding that what is being offered is the real deal.
(Take a great picture, use the best online dating services and make only honest promises to the people you chat up.)
So be the real deal in your online profile and the messages you send to the people that contact you and those that you contact first.
Reality — it’s something we all have to deal with sooner or later so you might as well start on the sooner side of life.
For your headline today try this:
“The only honest and true person you’ll browse through today.”
Have a great day!
Friday’s Best Conversation Topics
Friday has arrived and it’s my favorite time of year. Yes, I know that Friday comes around every 7 days but considering the week I’ve had it’s been a full year since the last one.
- A gangster’s life: Fine dining and ocean breezes. I do like knowing how the FBI caught one of their most wanted fugitives and about the $800,000.00 in cash stashed in his rent controlled apartment. But $192.00 for dinner out? Really CNN if you run out of news just end the story already. Geesh.
- Beat the New York Times Paywall and read as many articles as you like without paying. Here’s how:
Step 1. Select everything in the browser page address field starting from the ? to the end (it’s where you’ll find the http://). Step 2. Delete all of the selected text. Step 3. Hit enter to refresh the page. Done!
- Peter Falk, our beloved detective Columbo, died Thursday at age 83. He was a heck of an actor with a great legacy of roles left with us. Rest in peace sir.
- Did the “Poo-burger” punk you? There was a “researcher” who released details of creating edible meat from poo. Sure, maybe it’s possible and maybe it’s a step up for prison food but really? Really?
Weekend Fun: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
My favorite time of the week is upon us: the weekend.
This weekend I will be watching my Vancouver Canucks beat up on the Boston Bruins again. And I will catch up on some work.
It’s what I call a well-balancved wekend: enough play to help me relax and enough work to remind me that I’m still in debt to my armpits. LOL.
Not that I owe my armpits anything, but you get the idea, I hope.
I hope your weekend is filled with meeting new and interesting people online and to get you started here’s a headline for you:
“I am ready to meet you, where did you want to go?”
Have a great day!
Attract A Date: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
I understand that tomorrow will be much like today.
I understand that my choices, or lack of making a choice, affect my future no matter what pressure I put on the outcome of my actions, one way or another.
Destiny has me by the neck and I am powerless to stop the flow of my life as predestined.
Hogwash!
Life is what you make it. Enjoy the video below.
For your personal ad headline use this to attract a date:
“There can only be One, are you willing to apply?”
Have a great day!
Dating Game: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
There is an old story about a man and the adversary he faced, a whale. This article is not anything like that.
The power of life-changing moments are all in your hands, so I suggest you do not let these moments pass you by.
To get a head start on the dating game you’ll be playing this weekend here’s a headline for you to post to your personal ad:
“Just by logging in you have become a player in The Dating Game, and it’s your turn!”
Have a great day!
