Friday’s Conversation Topics
This time around let’s “expose” some things that I’m sure you’ve seen before… hehehe…
Didn’t Ask? Don’t Share. Huffington Post
If you are under 30, have an online dating presence, and have ever opened the messages you receive online, you’ve probably encountered a d*ck pic before. It’s the infamous picture that resides in the deepest, darkest parts of a man’s phone, waiting to … (Editor: Even reviewing dating services as a straight man I’ve had d*ck pics sent to me. Why?)
8 Bizarre Social Networks You Won’t Believe Exist. Mashable
FarmersOnly.com is an online dating network that pairs rural-bred singles with other anti-city folk. Granted, you don’t need to operate a tractor to join — the website says “old fashioned, down-to-earth people” from small towns or rural areas are … (Editor: If you’re looking for love there’s always someone for you somewhere. Of course, My Free Implants kinda raises a flag.)
‘Pregnant & Dating’ TV show earns some snark. Fox News
They aren’t looking for sex and they’re not in need of baby daddies. It’s those two things that landed the singles ladies of “Pregnant & Dating” on reality TV to begin with. Five in all, the growing and glowing women in WE tv’s latest lineup play mini … (Editor: Never dated a pregnant woman by another man. Must be a very weird experience.)
Most Online Daters Are Seeking Serious Relationships, But Not on Facebook. LAPTOP Magazine (blog)
Don’t be so quick to frown upon Internet dating. The web is more than a breeding ground for causal encounters and fleeting flings, at least according to one recent survey. The folks over at relationship consulting website Your Tango report that the … (Editor: I knew it!)
Something To Talk About: Friday’s Conversation Topics
TGIF! I hope you’re going to make the most of this weekend. Meet people, chat them up, get names, numbers and email addresses. And to help you out here are some of the popular and interesting newsworthy stories to talk about. Read on:
- Hackers take control of North Korea’s Twitter and Flicker accounts.
While it’s debatable, for now, the reality of North Korea’s nuclear threat, we can be certain that in cyber war anything can happen. the hacker group Anonymous is thought to be behind this hack attack that posted a very modified picture of the North Korean leader. take a look, this is how we find out what happens next.
- Make pot legal.
Personally I don’t think that legalizing marijuana solves anything other than prison over-crowding, uncounted judiciary hours and expenses on minimal personal offences that ruin people’s lives with a criminal record, smuggling and cartel activities, violence and murder. And the tax that would be on pot under government control wold take care of California’s budget crisis within three years. So what the hell??!!
- Right foot meet anus and rectum.
Yup, there’s a girl, a fight and one friend quite literally shoves his foot up the other guy’s ass. See, sometimes the saying isn’t just a threat.
- How off-shore tax havens really work.
Got a few bucks you want to hide from you-know-who? Maybe you have a friend that needs some help hiding his earnings from someone who taxes the shit out of what we earn the hard way. No matter what, you need to learn how all this off-shore tax-haven banking works so read and learn my friend.
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Last Minute Choices
Walk your true path
We’ve all been there, the “impending doom” feeling”.
We either react with our own decision to make things happen or we just “watch the chips fall” and carry on with the path that then lays before us.
You don’t have to live your life in this type of undecided fear. Take the measures, take the baby-steps that will bring you forward into a life you can control, to be able to create your own destiny.
It just starts with the decision to make decisions.
For your personal ad headline today give this a try:
“I am the master of my own destiny, want to share it?”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Fantasy Life
More than fantasy?
Yes, I do live a rich fantasy life. It keeps me going.
We all have those fantasies that allow us a moment’s peace, a short break from reality to settle our stress levels and then, like a rubber band pulled back the length of a football field, we’re shot back into our reality.
But the time away was enjoyable, wasn’t it?
When you can take bits of those dreams and take them a step closer to reality then you really have something to aim for, a realization that maybe your dream life is closer than simply buying those lottery tickets.
Yes, life can be good.
For your personal ad headline today give this a try:
“Better odds than winning the lottery! I could be the one!”
Have a great day!
Friday’s Conversation Topics
Has it really been seven days since I last put together this column? Wow, time flies and then there’s a weekend. Well people, make the most of this weekend (Happy Thanksgiving Canada!) and share some funny tidbits with someone new.
New Orleans assistant city attorney cited for marijuana violation, butterfingers. Greater New Orleans
Business was brisk inside Orleans Parish magistrate court Monday afternoon as criminal defendants filled up the back rows while cops sat waiting to testify. That’s when a joint fell out of attorney Jason Cantrell ‘s pocket and onto the floor in front of NOPD officers. Sources painted a comical picture of the incident, saying a pair of cops glanced at the joint on the ground, then at each other before making arguably the easiest collar in the annals of policework. Officers were seen chuckling as their colleagues led Cantrell out of the courtroom about 4:15 p.m. to write him up.
Strippers banned from taking clothes off. news.com.au
Several customers have contacted the Bulletin to complain they had not got what they paid for after splashing out $50-$60 for five free drinks and a private lap dance expecting the stripper to take all her clothes off. “They get you in on the drinks card and lap dance but you’re not getting what you paid for. It was bit of a rort,” a customer said. Of course there’s always humiliated and injured by a stripper too.
TSA steals $500 from traveler as punishment for bad attitude. PressTv.com
A former TSA worker has pleaded guilty to stealing over $500 in cash from a man who complained about the TSA’s invasive pat down procedure, with the TSA agent admitting the theft was a punishment for the man’s lack of obedience.
This week’s embarrassing celebrity photo gallery. nydailynews.com
Get past the David Beckham in underwear photo and you’ll be rewarded with nipple shots and more. Photos.
Friday’s Conversation Topics
Incredible. We are witnesses to history. Or to the biggest cat-fight the US political system has seen since Nixon. I’m pro health care, we all get sick and that part of life shouldn’t overly burden ourselves, our families and the public purse to the extent that is does today. And in other news:- A long weekend of movies. If you’re going to see a movie (or pirate download one) you should be in tune with what’s available. I like the comedy options, you will too! And Amazing Spider-man opens on July 3rd too!
- Creep shots are finding a home on Reddit. Not sure what that means, you probably don’t want to read the article or visit any of the links to creep shot images either. Thank goodness I warned you first, many links NSFW.
- As if you need another reason to protect your WiFi network you need to see the video linked from this article about the SWAT team that busts into a house looking for the anonymous poster of threats against the police. Not only in Indiana, people, this can happen anywhere!
- Anti-Semitic Elmo gets taken away for psychiatric evaluation, questioned about his rape fantasy website and more. Really, freedom of speech? I think the Sesame Street people have it right, they don’t approve. It’s time for the powers that be work harder to protect us from this type of character fraud, don’t you? Addendum: This story has nothing to do with the Sesame Street strip club.
There you go, talk it up this weekend!
Celebrate, It’s Friday! Dating Profile Headline of the Day
TGIF
The majority of workers (not in the service industry) have a couple of days off to get much needed chores done but more importantly, to unwind after a grueling work week.
I read a study a while ago that related “grueling work week” to trust of co-workers and job satisfaction. Apparently the less satisfied with our job the more stressful the work week is. How true.
For your personal ad headline let me lessen your stress load a bit by offering this original headline for your use:
“I don’t have any plans yet, how about yourself?”
Have a great day!
Friday’s Conversation Topics
The week slips by so quickly but have you learned anything? Yeah, right…. So put your thinking cap on and follow along with these news stories so you have something to speak about when it’s your turn to open your mouth.
- 15 Beds That You’ll Never Have Sex In. Complete with pictures. You might (?) sleep comfortably but most certainly alone. Although the pink rollercoaster bed could be fun.
- The crack is out. Teen’s backside baring due to the “baggy pants phenomena” and the exposing victim calls police. This was inevitable, wasn’t it? I mean, I’ve been “flashed the crack” in all kinds of places, usually by people that desperately need a belt.
- Math Problem #1. “Green aliens landed in Chicago and rounded up 1479 math teachers. The bloodthirsty aliens then sucked the blood of 828 teachers and left them for dead. The aliens tied up the rest of the teachers and marched them into 3 UFOs. If there were an equal number of poor math teachers in each UFO, how many teachers were in each UFO?”
Really, that was question number one of a third grader’s math homework. Parents were decidedly shocked. From the article you can get to the pdf of all the gory math homework questions.
- 10 disgusting food facts. Definitely not for the queasy, these food facts will give you pause about that next bite. Seriously, don’t read this while hungry, or just after lunch… or maybe at all. Just so gross!
Windows 8 Consumer Preview. Even if you weren’t one of the first few million to download the free Windows 8 Consumer Preview (which will expire in a few months anyways) you’ll want to take this picture gallery tour to see the highlights and learn not only what you’re missing today but what you’ll be getting with your next Windows computer or phone upgrade.
Friday’s Conversation Topics
It’s been a hard year, hasn’t it?
What? we’re still in the first month? Dammit. I need a vacation already….
Let’s gather together and create some interesting steam to power through the usual ugly breaks of silence that kill any type of connection you may have (almost) had. Here are some news articles from the past week to get you through the conversation with something fun to say:
- Apple’s Siri is going to take over your life. Yup, you’re going to rely on her to keep your home warm, or cold, appropriately, as well as write your emails and help you buy things. If you don’t have an iphone 4s now you’re going to be sorry. If you do score extra success points as you retell this story with real-time examples.
- Porn producers offer easy cash is just a variation of the Nigerian Email Scam with the added benefit of physical threats and no overdraft protection.
- “Ass-man has a new definition”. So there’s this guy that happens to have in his possession a part of Saddam Hussein’s bronze ass and he can’t sell it off at auction, not for lack of bids (supposedly) but for a lack of “high enough” bids. Then the Iraqi Consulate hears of this and they want the piece of ass back - because it’s a piece of “cultural history”. One can only guess what they’ll do with it but you can bet it won’t be the first guy’s idea of “art”!
- Do you remember the flag with the snake on it “Don’t tread on me” it said? Well, the game maker Saga has gone it one better with games that say “Pee on me”. Seriously. “Toylets” are urinal game consoles pitting one man’s strength 9of stream) against another. Ugh. I hope they aren’t planning on any “mixed couples” games…. LOL. The curiously named “The Northern Wind, the Sun and Me” is designed to stimulate a player’s interest in the opposite sex. The aim is to blow a girl’s skirt up and reveal her underwear, with the harder the player urinating, the harder the wind blowing.
Meet someone special.
Have a great weekend!
