First One Down: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Match.com
On that day you lost a friend and you gained a “married couple”. Or so we were told.
I remember losing a friend and getting in return a two-headed monster and one that wouldn’t come out to play to boot.
Then more friends got married, others “played house” and were also otherwise occupied when poker night came around.
You start with single being fun and after a while it becomes a disease.
Life offers you many turns over time. Keep that in mind as you continue on your path.
For your dating ad try this headline today:
“Do you agree that we cannot go on like this?”
Have a great day!
No More Wednesday Dinner Dates For You: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Thursday: The unofficial “First Meeting Day/Date” for people that meet online. Really.
We all know that Wednesday is “Loser Date Night” and if you had a date last night that is less than date #4, sorry to be the guy that told you, but the relationship is over. If you aren’t aware, Wednesday is the night of no return. You’ve been on this date strictly for two reasons:
1. He/She wanted one more meal with you (paying) because it’s more civilized breaking up in person and less harrowing an experience when there are more people around. You’re less likely to make a scene and Thursday is now open for them to meet a person of more substance, more grounded in reality, someone that knows what a Wednesday dinner date means.
2. You should have seen it coming. What more needs to be said? Tip the waiter well (no point of ruining his night too), go home and start again reading dating advice manuals. You’ll find another suitable partner… just stay away from Wednesday date nights for the next 4 to 8 dates, just to be on the safe side. For additional points, change your cell phone and number a couple of times. She can’t text a break-up/make-up message to put you under her spell again if she’s dialing an old number, am I right?
For your dating profile headline today you should give this one a go:
“Today will only be seen as moving forward. Are you with me?”
Have a great day!
A Seinfeld Break Up
First Dates: Dating in the News
Man shoots self on first date. CHARLOTTE, N.C., Sept. 29 (UPI)
Police in North Carolina said a couple’s first date was interrupted when a man accidentally shot himself in a parking garage.
Pets approval comes first for animal lovers. Herald Sun by Kelly Ryan
LOVE me, love my pet. To find favour with a new love, you’ll have to get past their furry friend first. Forget parents waiting up late to give a prospective new love interest a grilling when you get home late, you will have to get the lick of approval from a first date’s pet or end up on the outer. A national poll by VetShopAustralia.com.au found 82 per cent of survey respondents said they would not date anyone their pet did not like.
Love Story: Mike and Margaret Farris. Charlotte Observer
What were your first impressions? How was your first date? What attracted you to each other? Mike, now 54, and Margaret, now 51, met on a plane in St. Louis in 1989. They live in Fort Mill. Margaret tells their story: The mechanic: I was a flight …
