The Fart: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Friday

I don’t often discuss relationship issues. Not because I’m not a very good advice giver, more simply the reason is relationship advice is a very personal area and needs to be handled a little more delicately that just an open blog post or article that is written for general consumption.

That being said, there are topics that have mass appeal and can help a wider variety of people that if just shared with one. This is one of those articles.

Note: It used to be that hand holding was a big step in dating (sounds rather archaic these days), thren ti became when a couple had sex the relationship was cemented in exclusivity and direction.

These days, when traditional dating seems to have fallen by the way-side, the “hook-up” and the “hanging-out” have become the “dating scene” these days.

Hanging out with your friends is good but just hanging out and hooking up for sex is not a relationship builder. Although hooking up is not totally anonymous sex, it is an excercise in bodily pleasure without the issues of beginning or having a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.

So this takes having sex totally out of the equation for when a man and a woman declare that they are “dating”. Sex has already happened, at least once, and now the relationship starts ahead of the curve with the expectations that are common and mormal when two poeple form a relationship.

I mention all of this because, with sex out of the dating equation, it’s become harder to know when a dating relationship has started as well as when this relationship has begun to enter “exclusive” and “formal” stages.

So I offer to you the “fart” as the new line in the sand as to when a relationship has become serious and exclusivity is on the way.

When men and women spend a lot of time together it’s normal for someone, at sometime, have an “explosive release of gas” from their bottom. The key here is whether the fart is disguised, hidden out of earshot of the other partner, or is is just observed as a “natural thing” with no further comment.

I once read somewhere that a study was done and it became evident that humans “release gas” anally on an average of 400 times a day. Now, not all farts are loud and distinguishable from other sounds, but a few are.

It’s how they are handled by each partner that now determines the state of the relationship.

If you are trying to hide your farts by leaving the room or waiting for a covering louder noise then your dating is still in what would be called the “honeymoon stage”.

If, however, you do not hide your fart and it is of such force that the fart cannot be explained as some other noise, and your partner is present in the same room, you can safely assume that you’re relationship is “maturing” and exclusivity is on the way.

Remember this and you’ll have one more secret to measure current and future relationships with.

Our dating profile headline of the day is:
“It’s hard to believe that I’m here and so are you!”

Have a great day!