Ashley Madison ad featuring Savanna Samson
This ad by Ashley Madison, the affairs dating website, featuring Savanna Samson, was rejected by the Super Bowl. You can see it here.
Visit AshleyMadison.com and see more, learn more, date in secrecy!
Hump Day’s Motivational Picture
There is something about a beautiful woman soaking up the sun poolside, that takes me to a different place, away from the cold, snow and slush. So I introduce to you Kate Beckinsale, beauty by the pool.
Blue Monday: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Wednesday
If I had a million dollars… well, I’d be writing this from a much warmer and sunnier place. (Yes, I know it’s Wednesday and it says Monday in the above title. Just so you know.)
Next Monday is “Blue Monday”, supposedly the most depressing day of the year. I can’t believe it’s not today but I guess it’s just the slide downwards to Monday. Blue Monday.
The cheerful side of January is online dating, of course.
Meeting new people, seeing new faces. the new Year is very good for those that are active with their chosen dating service and completed profiles.
No one wants to click into a profile and see pretty much nothing written down. So, before you criticize someone else, make sure that you’ve completed as much of your own profile as you’re comfortable with.
And don’t criticize too much, everyone has a different level of comfort when it comes to revealing personal details to people you haven’t met yet and may never meet.
Get a head start on happiness and use this suggestion as your headline:
“Nobody deserves sadness… Let’s share some happiness.”
Have a great day!
We Can Have Today: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Tuesday
Well, it’s back to work.
Have you ever been caught in a trap with no way out? Some people call it a “career” and others know it’s just a very long step to retirement, the time you’re supposed to be scrimping and saving for so you can really enjoy yourself.
Yes, it’s the extended Monday Blues.
On the other hand, while we have the strength, we can date.
We can date online. Meet people, make dates with people. Have fun.
Before retirement.
It all starts with a membership here and a headline that reads:
“We can have today and hopefully tomorrow.”
Have a great day!
Jaunty: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Monday
Today we’re going to have some fun with words.
It’s easy to be misunderstood, even when you’re writing plainly. Different areas can have cultural and societal slang words that, although innocent in one place, has an entirely different meaning somewhere else.
This includes online dating personals too, because your ad is shown to many people in many different places.
If you’re worried about the possibility of offending someone with the words you choose to write, then you really need to have www.thesaurus.com bookmarked so you can check.
Otherwise, just trust me and post this headline today:
“Not trollop slogging, just eying someone jaunty.”
Have a great day!
Spring Into Action: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Are you a leader or a slinky?
What do you have planned for today?
Is there something you’re waiting to happen first before you spring into action?
There’s nothing wrong with being the decision maker but a lot of us behave more like sheep, waiting for someone else to lead and we simply follow.
When you’re dating, if you simply follow the other person’s lead, then the relationship has a very slim chance to continue for long. Not standing up for yourself, even if by not deciding where to go for dinner and always letting the choice be the other person’s decision, inevitably runs into conflict. You just wait too long to be heard and the relationship sours.
Online dating aids in this beginning stage of the meeting and decision-making process because you are almost regimented into a series of receiving and repying to emails in a very structured way. And, of course, if someone sends you 5 or more messages before you’ve replied to the first, then you probably don’t want to meet them anyways (they might be just a little more than average in the controlling personality type).
Online dating also allows you to make first contact, so you begin a conversation, initially putting you in the “drivers seat”, being the one that wants to meet them, which is a power-position in the dating game and a very good start for you in any friendship and/or budding romance.
Your dating profile headline relies on a powerful arrangement of words to attract someone, but also to give the reader a sense of your personality type or maybe even just a sense of your humor. These headline words should be carefully chosen to not send the wrong type of message out to those that come across your profile. Today post this powerful headline and get ready for a barrage of introduction messages that will allow you to take control of any conversation that follows:
“I want to meet you… now.”
Have a great day!
Smart People: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Meet smart people.
Have you ever known a stupid person?
I’m talking about the type of person that just doesn’t understand the basics of how things work, like using a can opener or a TV remote (although there are some pretty strange can openers and TV remotes out there) that most normal people can use.
Maybe I shouldn’t write this while watching “Judge Judy”… hehe…
Nevertheless, life can be tough when you have to explain life to someone that just doesn’t get it. I feel sorry for the people that think they can cruise through life and not worry about anything bad happening to them. Then they are shocked and stunned when something bad does happen to them.
Stupid people.
We, on the other hand, are smart people. We plan for the future, we even plan for the day. We understand that life has it’s ups and downs and we try to prepare as best as we can and when life begins to be overwhelming we search out assistance from those that have the ability to help us.
Online dating requires planning and being prepared for what may happen as we meet new people both in the online world and when these meetings come to life through meeting in the real world.
Part of your plan is writing out your dating profile. Choosing the parts of your life that you’ll open up to complete strangers to read, in the hopes that they’ll like you enough to send you a message.
Start your profile with a fresh headline by posting a new headline every few days. maybe even today is the day to post a new headline, maybe even like this one:
“If you like to date smart people, start here!”
Have a great day!
Friday’s Best Conversation Topics
Money for Nothing - becoming a crime is free!
- The song “Money for Nothing” by the Dire Straits (released in the 1980s, Grammy award in 1986) is on the verge of actually being banned from radio play because someone complained about the lines:
“The little faggot with the earring and the make-up
Yeah, buddy, that’s his own hair
That little faggot’s got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he’s a millionaire”
(Full text of lyrics here.) It should be noted that “Freedom of speech” is a myth in Canada and that every form of individual expression can easily upset some marginalized demographic which can cause an individual or enterprise to become the target of any number of Canadian provincial human rights boards and other “councils” that operate outside of the law and have very wide latitude in their interpretation of their mandates. Being banned, heavily fined and forced to apologize for your viewpoint, that is often the fear of outspoken but silent, majority of citizens, is a very real fear in Canada. (See Maclean’s “Human Rights racket here.)
- Young lad stuck his tongue to cold metal pole on dare. Emergency crews respond to free him from the pole. Yes, this never was an “Urban Legend”, there’s just so many gullible kids and mean-spirited older brothers around these days, just like previous generations.
- Sex is in the smell. This isn’t a surprise, different smells for different regions have different smells that attract sex partners. This article tells you what smell will work where if you’re on the prowl for a hook-up.
- Man charged with attempting to run down landlord. That’s not news, but the mug shot of the alleged criminal is. Take a look.
- “The world record is ten and I can do eleven”. No, this isn’t about a group sex incident, it’s about a guy that can throw up anything. I’m quite certain he can’t get a date too.
Truth in Dating: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
“The truth will out.”
I am a firm beleiver that there can only be one truth. What is true for me also must be true for you. Otherwise one of us is in error about what the truth is.
There is a common perception that online dating profiles are full of lies. That everyone sheds a few pounds, adds more hair, enhances their education and income. And I am certain that this happens for some people. They may think that adding to their attractiveness online may make them a better catch to someone else they meet online, after all, if everyone is doing it why shouldn’t I?
“The truth will out.”
As you proceed with your online dating adventure remember, at some point your self-published “facts” will need to be proven in the presence of that “first date” person.
And beginning a possible dating relationship by apoligizing about yourself probably will do more harm than good.
Go into your profile and make the necessary chnages right now and make no apoligizies later.
And while you’re there chnage your headline to today’s suggestion:
“Hey! Look here! An honest profile!”
Have a great day!
More To Come: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
There is More To Come in your life!
Do you know that you are amazing? I mean, think about your life, those magic moments that bring a smile to your face and laughter to your voice.
Your best moments were shared with some great people too, don’t you think?
If you are told that your best moments are yet to come, would you believe me still?
I can promise you that there is “more to come” in your life. That the excitement of living life to it’s fullest has yet to be fully realized in your life.
But you are on your way. Congratulations!
One of the bases you ave to run over in this baseball game of life is touching someone that you meet online. With sincerity and honesty you can not only befriend but inspire love in someone that, right now, doesn’t even know you’re alive.
A pretty daunting task, I know. But you’re just the person for this particular endeavor, this I’m sure.
To take the first step towards your completing this mission is to join an online dating service and use this headline suggestion along with your online profile:
“The ‘More To Come’ in your life might be me! Check out my profile now.”
Have a great day!
Hump Day’s Motivational Picture
It’s the middle of the week, and deep winter’s darkness is all around us. But there is hope and it’s Olivia Dunn on next month’s cover of Maxim Magazine. Yeehaa!!!
Hope and Love: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Hope and Love
“You have every right to your emotions and how you feel. You do not have the right to force me to share these things.” - Have you had this fight with a previous partner?
We all have “depth of perception” differences that takes us from being a committed partner to a scapegoat and beating bag for another person’s emotional ride.
Running from danger is something we are all taught at an early age. Running from danger beset upon us by someone we love is not.
I have hope for love, that the person you seek (yes, even meeting someone using an online dating service) will not only fulfill the need you (and all of us) have to be loved but will love you without making you a crutch to support their anger at their own mistakes made far before you met.
Every day brings us a new journey into the unknown. A new day has all the promise, and little of the hangover, that we bring into it.
Take a chance with me and ride into today with a song in your heart and a smile on your face. Hope is eternal.
Share your love of life and it that happiness provides by using this headline today:
“Hope and love is eternal. You might even meet me today!”
Have a great day!
