2011: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Happy New Year!
We’ve made it to a brand new year. No matter your current hangover status (take an advil and drink plenty of cold water) you have hopes and dreams to aspire to, and you need to accomplish these goals to have an even better year than the one that is now in the history books.
I’m excited. I have big plans for this year. I hope you do too.
To start this year as a single person looking for true love, you need to be a part of the online dating game and you need to have a headline with your profile that brings you some attention.
For this brand new year start your dating right with this headline:
“Will you share with me your smile?”
Have a great year!
New Year’s Resolution: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Chaos Theory
Will you be making the world a better place today?
Now, I don’t plan on going weird on you, or beg for money for the starving and uneducated masses of children in the world.
But carry this thought with you today, even as you plan out your New Year’s resolutions; that is, if there is something about you that is broken and needs fixing.
Every one of us has the power to make a positive influence on someone else’s life and there are times when this is a better thing to do, and as a bonus, it carries with it points for self-improvement too.
So when someone asks you what your New Year’s resolution is, say to them “I’m going to make the world a better place”.
Examples of this would be:
- Holding a door open for a stranger
- Helping an elderly man or woman to cross the street, hold an elavator for them
- Being friendly and cordial in long lineups at the cashier when getting groceries or any other lineup
Small changes can bring big results, just as in “Chaos Theory”.
For your headline today stand out from the crowd and post as your healine:
“I hope to make the world a better place”.
Have a great day!
Fun Dates: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Pasta dinner for two.
Fun is defined by the person that is having it.
For instance, if you’re with someone and you know that a roller-coaster is fun, so you convince the other person to go on the roller-coaster too, but they don’t have fun, right there we have two differing ideas of what fun it. The person that had fun on the ride is certainly in a different place after the ride and the person that didn’t think the roller-coaster ride was fun, well, there in an entirely different place too, aren’t they?
Fun is simply a word that is associated with what YOU like and not necessarily someone else. This is a straight fact that can make your “date location decision” a whole lot harder.
The basics of a fun first date are:
- You must communicate with each other as a natural part of the date (the opposite would be being at a movie theater watching a movie, in the dark, where talking if frowned upon).
- Should be interactive between the two of you. Examples would be bowling, cooking class, mini-golf, etc. Going to a Red Cross CPR class is not a good first date, but maybe an activity 6 weeks down the road of the dating relationship.
Remember: communication and activity.
For today’s fun dating ad headline suggestion I suggest this:
“I would love to learn to cook Italian food. Are you with me?”
Have a great day!
Zoosk.com Commercial Banned in Europe for being “Too violent”.
Dating Game: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Divorced and dating.
Dating for divorced people can be a very hard endeavor. You’ve dated, got married, spent a lot of time with someone, then… poof… you’re on your own, single again.
And when your (healing) alone time is over you then you know that you need to start dating again. It’s not the easiest thing to do, it’s not like riding a bike. Styles change, music changes, places change too. But you did it once, you can do it again.
Remember: “Your tools might be rusty but the dating game is the same as it was back then” when you were single.
You do want to go slow. You’re not a teenager, so don’t pretend to be one. Hopefully you’re not geriatric either, you still do have some stamina to keep up, right?
But don’t rush anyone into something that you’re just getting over, rebounding is not good. Relationships are hard enough never mind the war you just went through to regain your freedom, be that as it may.
Online dating is a great way to break the ice to meet people, to adjust to meeting strangers that might become friends, again. I wish you luck because there’s a lot of weirdos online and you’ll have to read a lot of weirdo emails to find the treasures that lead to normal and fun dates.
But these great people do exist, you just need to find the right dating service to get you started again, to get yourself back into the dating game.
And when you’ve joined a dating service you need a great headline to help you get some people checking out your profile. Today I suggest you use this one:
“No weirdo messages please!”
Have a great day!
Memories: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Monday
If there is ever a replacement word needed for hell it should be “Monday”.
Hung over, still stuffed with turkey… feels good though. I may not have to eat until the New Year.
This is yet another reason why online dating is great. You can touch yourself up, looking a bit presentable and then video chat with people and still look great. But in person you’re a physical wreck.
As I said, I’m there.
For my dating profile headline suggestion today I suggest this:
“I want to talk about the memories we will make.”
Have a great day!
Promises: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Sunday
Welcome to Boxing Day!
Time to get those limited specials, stand in line for hours to get some refurbished shit that wasn’t available 48 hours earlier.
So sad…
Such is our consumerism that we are like sheep led to the slaughter with promises of the lowest prices ever and the self-created crown hysteria. Ugh.
On another topic: Are you leading a stereotypical life and not even knowing it?
For instance, if you googled “painter of apartments” because that is your job, does the description that finds it’s way to the top of the search results accurately reflect your professional life, and even your life beyond your painter skills?
It may take a few clicks to find what you are as others may search for you, before sending you that first message, so be prepared.
Research into what people may find out about you, your job, where you live. All of this information is out there. You need to be prepared for the questions that might follow concerning what you write in your profile.
And for your dating ad headline today use this:
“Staying in today, want to go bargain shopping on Monday?”
Have a great day!
Alone for Christmas: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
I love nerds
Dating online this time of year can be very tough but also very rewarding.
I can remember being alone for Christmas and visiting all these chat sites to feel connected to others during this lonely period. It was very good to connect to others that were in the same situation, no matter where in the world they were.
All of the periods in our lives are transitory, that is, they don’t last but merge into the next and the next again.
I hope you’ll treat yourself well, do and eat what you want, a celebration for one is still a celebration.
With this thought I suggest for you this dating profile headline today:
“No matter the distance we can connect for the holidays!”
Have a great day!
Santa Gifts: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Cheating Santa out of his...
We are now moving into the “Merry all ye gentlemen” period of crap that grabs a hold of people and relentlessly shakes the shit out of their wallets and scratches the hell out of the magnetic strips on their credit cards.
Now, I’m not going to declare myself immune to the temptations of the celebration. I’ve been known to wander aimlessly through the malls, without a gift idea between my ears, and walk out several thousand dollars poorer. Ce la vie.
I hope you stick to your gift buying list better than I, or at least only gave out your gift lift to others and did not accept any lists in return. “Sorry, honey, I couldn’t find your list so I got you this box of jelly filled donuts…. You’re welcome…. Stop throwing things at me! Save the donuts for later!”
And if you have no one to give a great gift to, then take the money and start a savings account for a great vacation for two. Then when you’ve saved enough money for two tickets, go yourself if you’re still single. Just go for twice as long! Or take that great person you met a Perfectmatch.com and have the time of your life. (I will leave the choice on what to do to you.)
The list of people who aren’t great and don’t deserve a gift can be short (if you’re happy) and long if you’re seeking Christmas (pissed off) revenge. I will not start or end your list, but I will say “Don’t leave out milk and cookies for Santa. He’s not coming.”
And since we are now covering a wide range of topics that include buying gifts, not giving great gifts, saving money for a hedonist vacation and, finally, cheating Santa out of his standard reward, let’s complete this massacre of a post with this headline that will dramatically increase the replies you get to your online profile:
“Do you want me to put a good word in for you with Santa? We’re buddies.”
Have a great day!
