Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Like moths to a flame.
If I have one thing special to share with you it would be the knowledge that you have one special thing to share with someone too.
The only difference is that I don’t know you but you’ll know who you will be sharing with, if not now then sometime soon.
I am a “carrier” (vessel?) of a strange family curse. My older sister swears by it: her and I can tell the future. Not immediately, and certainly not in a “trance” state but we can divine directions that people should take and, with a lot of insight, see all the different paths and the results they will bring about.
Here’s an example: I’ve stopped buying lottery tickets. I know I won’t win a major prize. My life will not go down that path. But I will have modest wealth, so I do keep working. (How’s that for psychic insight?)
Today, you’ll keep working and you’ll do what is needed to get through the day, to move from one day into the next. carefully budgeting what you have so you’ll have a little more, eventually.
You’ll browse online dating services making two mental lists: out of my league and incompatible.
And you’ll feel good about not finding anyone at all to send a message to, mostly because then you won’t have to open up to anyone. There won’t be anyone you’ll need to explain yourself to that isn’t in your life right now.
You’ll feel lonely but you’ve become adjusted to the disappointment, so “not very hard” is how hard you try to change your life.
You will change but only when that’s the only path you have left to follow.
I’m offering you a new path right now. A sure-fire headline to post with your online dating profile that will draw dates to you like moths to a flame. Are you ready? Post this as your headline today:
“I am not a numbers game. You’ll know this when you meet me.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day

I am THE glory-hound.
Do you remember the time when you knew everything?
How much of your life has changed since then? Pretty much everything would be my guess.
I know mine has…
And there is a truism that we, as normal people, live for change, even if we don’t agree or understand the directions that these changes takes us.
Using an online dating service is inviting change of the most drastic kind. Life changing change, to say the least.
But, when you meet the right person, the person that will change your life forever and for the best, all of the effort will pay off. In a very big way.
I look forward to being able to help you find this change in your life, to help you live out a life that is very different from what you are living now.
If you remember me you’ll thank me. If you don’t remember me, well that’s OK too, because no matter what I will know that I did make a difference and that’s good enough for me. (My glory-hound days are long since over.)
One of the ways I will help you is in writing for you a funny headline that will get your profile some attention and some views. And one view from a person that will change your life forever. So invite this great change and post one of these as your headline today:
“When did life become a yogurt commercial?”
“Avoid the dark side, shine a light on me!”
“Life: infinitely pleasurable, ultimately deadly.”
“Double miles on every date.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day

My shining light
When you pause during your day and have a “What if” moment what are you thinking of?
The road not taken? The love of a special person given up?
We all have these “What If” moments and this time of reflection should not be sad but should provide renewed energy to achieve what we might otherwise think of as lost.
Time does not stop, progress progresses… life continues.
It is our choice to make better of our lives, to improve on our “personal history” such as it is.
Maybe your success lies in business, in the entertainment arts, but no matter what profession or career path, your true success lies in the comfort of another person, someone that not only respects what you do but shares in the success that your success provides.
Now is not the time to stop and turn back the clock, it is the time to move forward, renewed, recharged, and shine.
I can give you a single word of advice and that is “Do”.
And today I will offer you a new headline to post to your dating profile, one that speaks of a renewed commitment to a super-charged life, a life that knows no boundaries and will not simply “settle” for what happens but a life that makes things happen.
Post this headline to find the match and the success you truly deserve:
“My light will shine brighter when shared with you.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Truth and love.
Don’t we all just want to be happy?
Despite all of our current personal trials and tribulations, if we can choose our future wouldn’t the basis of all we want is to be happy first?
Mondays always seem to offer a true sense of introspection, that’s what my experience offers.
Another tidbit would be to use the type of dating service that truly appeals to you, not because of simply a TV ad, or radio soundbite but because of the membership that interests you.
There are literally hundreds of small “niche” dating websites that cater from every type of person and personality. From horse riders to whip hurlers you can find that certain (and maybe special too) person in an online dating service.
The opportunities that abound are larger in metro areas, for sure, but that doesn’t mean a rural farmer won’t meet his match online too. There’s a dating website for that. Online dating is partially a numbers game, but not completely. Certainly the eharmony, adult friendfinder and match.com websites with tens of millions of members offer more people to meet in your area, those same members may not share the particular personal trait or behavior that really revs your engine.
So, just any online dating service may not do the job for you, you should allow yourself some input into where you’ll post your personal ad profiles, make an informed decision about the dating services that will consume your time, effort, and yes, your money too.
There are steps you need to take to effectively use online dating services to your, and their, best advantage:
1. select the right dating service for your ideal match
2. post an appropriate personal profile that not only goes into detail about the type of person you want to meet but the type of person you are, that they will meet
3. post appropriate photos of yourself, and only yourself according to the dating service’s photo guidelines
4. write an enticing headline that will grab the attention of the type of person you want to meet and change your headline regularly, not just to keep your headline fresh but to also give yourself a positional advantage because most dating services place new member and recently edited member profiles at the beginning of their member search results
And, as the title of this post describes, I have a unique dating tip suggestion for your profile headline that I will share with you. For today, Monday, consider using this as your dating profile headline:
“Do you agree that truth and love are the same thing?”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Are you missing something?
Trust your instincts.
That’s the best dating advice I’ve ever been given and I happily pass it on to you.
Sunday afternoon is a great day to schedule coffee dates to meet the people you’ve recently met on an online dating service. Keep the date to no more than 60 minutes and be sure to not only tell a family member or a friend where you’re going but also when you’ll return and maybe even have a “emergency call” pre-arranged to get you out of an awkward situation should there not be any immediate chemistry.
And you’ll have fun if you intend on having fun. I will caution you, don’t rush to judgment.
If you don’t have any coffee dates for this afternoon then maybe you need to refresh your dating headline. Why don’t you try this one:
“Are you missing something?”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day

When we meet...
On this day, nine Septembers later, we need to look at where we were and where we’re headed.
Life continues, our memorial is in not failing to live, to take our freedom to the world.
Dating is a very large part of enjoying the freedom of our lives, to take our love of life and share this love with others.
Always remember that love does conquer all.
When you log in and re-read your online dating profile, as I encourage you to do regularly, write about yourself in a way that expresses your desire to share.
This openness is the most attractive quality you can ever display.
For your headline today you should show all who come across your profile headline who you are and where you’re headed. Post this:
“When we meet we will know.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Love could be calling!
It is possible to believe that this weekend will be the time that loves finds you. It is possible.
It is 100% likely that love will not find you this weekend if you spend the weekend indoors and disconnected.
My advice to you:
- go for a walk, even a short one
- open a new online dating account and do your best to write an intriguing and inviting profile.
Love will find you but love will not hammer down your door and force itself inside, you have to open the door and give the invitation to enter (just like vampires!).
The best invitation is, of course, an attention-getting headline that draws a visitor to delve deeper into your profile, to view your photo album and, of course, to send you a message introducing themselves to you.
This can happen and love will find you. You just have to make the first effort and follow-through in a pleasant manner.
Start by visiting one of these online dating services and introduce yourself to the millions of members you’ll find there:
- FriendFinder
- DatingDirect
- Match.com
- Parship.co.uk
And post a great headline like this one:
“I can see your future - and I’m in it!”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Thursday
Have you ever wished that you were funnier, that is more funny than you currently are?
I bet even Robin Williams has days when he wishes he was funnier. And I know that John Cleese has days when he wishes he could outdo his funniest moments (mainly so people would stop asking him to walk).
Robin Williams
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John Cleese (Monty Python) skit: Ministry of Silly Walks
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All of that being said I’d like to get right to the point which was why aren’t you funnier?
One exceptional quality of being human (man or woman) is our propensity to laugh… at ourselves, at others, or simply in the attempts to make others laugh at themselves, at ourselves or others.
Humor does make the world go around, of this I am sure.
All of that being said, let’s get back to the topic at hand (yes, it’s amazing how easily distracted I can get!) posting a funny headline for your online dating profile.
Given the insights from the above videos I suggest this headline for you (feel free to direct people to this blog post so they can gain a deeper understanding, if you must):
“There is one question I ask all potential dates and that is”
Have a great day!
Funny Halloween Costume (Women only)
