Funny Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Thursday
A bit of a late start today, one of my dogs decided that during the night while I slept was a great time to throw up. In several different rooms.
So, of course, being in a semi-awake state when I got up this morning I found myself washing my feet off, and fully awake, just a couple of minutes later. Ugh.
Now, this would be funnier if it happened to someone else, it just grosses me out.
Your dating profile headline should be something that people can relate to. When they can identify with what your headline says they’re more apt to dig deeper and read your profile, hopefully resulting in a message or two to you.
This is what online dating is all about, making a connection.
For today post this as your headline:
“My Magic 8 Ball says all signs look good.”
Have a great day!
Funny Dating Profile Headline of the Day
My ballot with your name on it!
Today’s Dating Profile Headline of the Day was going to be a “DIY” (Do It Yourself) day for headline writing, but then I had a beer, and I had another, and I figured that if you made it this far I should help you get the rest of the way and have a funny profile headline to offer you today.
So here goes.
people do respond well to funny headlines and this one will be no exception. Post this one for a couple of days then change it to another Dating Profile Headline of the Day suggestion:
“I voted for an Independent write-in candidate… you!”
Have a great day!
Try Harder Tuesday: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Try Harder Tuesday
Today will be called “Try Harder Tuesday” because I want you to totally re-word your online dating profile and ad a new photo of yourself.
If you’re going to get dates your profile picture and your personal ad is your first impression… and if it hasn’t been working well for you to-date then it’s time to do something drastic and that is to start over.
Am I right? Yes, I am, thank you for agreeing with me.
First off, your profile. Take out any pictures of you and friends in them, you aren’t introducing someone else to this unknown person reading your profile, are you?
While you’re at it, any paragraph that has someone else’s name in it, and it isn’t a movie star or the President of the USA’s name, delete those too.
Now you’re ready to rewrite your profile and the things you should concentrate on talking about is “a day in the life” of yourself. What get’s you through the day, what events have you encountered that caused you to act a specific way that shows of your charity, your determination.
That’s what should be in your profile.
And while you’re at it, a new headline won’t hurt either. So let’s refresh the old one with this new one:
“I am in the race of my life, trying to catch up to you.”
Have a great day!
Pain-free: Dating Profile of the Day
2010's last pumpkin picture
I hope you had a good Halloween weekend.
I expect to hear soon from all the “candy conspiracy buffs” explaining loudly how the candy makers have us all by the balls, during a rather predictable “candy gifting” calendar and the lack of reasonable gifts under $20.00 for people you just don’t give a damn about any more.
That being said, I’d also like to offer a chocolaty thank you to all the kids that didn’t appear at my door last night so I now have a reasonable stash of mini candy bars for a while.
Next on the calendar is Thanksgiving, Black Friday and then, of course, Christmas. Of course don’t forget that winter will be mixed in which also means that next Sunday clocks fall back and we’ll get an hour of extra sleep on payment of sunset at 4:30 and earlier until the winter solstice on December 21. Now the extra hour sleep is one thing I like about fall.
Wow that’s a lot of info for one post (feel free to read a couple of times and maybe email to a friend or two too).
So let’s skip ahead to today’s dating profile headline:
“Do you know a pain-free way to get spirit-gum off the face?”
Have a great day!
Halloween: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Happy Halloween
I wasn’t sure if we’d make it this far along in the calendar but here we are, the funnest day of the year, besides Christmas morning and all of those presents to open. That’s coming soon enough.
Halloween, scaring the spirits back to their resting place so we day/night people can live in a world without fear of the dead coming back to haunt us.
I like this idea, for sure.
You might have been our celebrating Halloween yesterday night, which is just fine for us adults, but today the young ones take over. I always waver about giving away candy for free to groups of kids I don’t see the rest of the year. Is Halloween the payment policy for living without the little brats being in the way the other 364 days of the year? I’ll have to consider this and expand on it in a later post.
Today we’re talking your dating profile headline and writing one that will get you a fair amount of attention. Without a nice picture and a fun headline your profile is almost certain to be overlooked and passed by, maybe The One won’t find you because of a poorly written headline. Now that is a truly scary thought.
Today I suggest you post this as your headline:
“Can I tell you a Halloween story?”
Have a great Halloween!
Halloween: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Halloween costume photo
The weekend has arrived, fully. I like this and I’m sure you do too (unless you’re reading this at your desk, at work…).
Halloween evening is a day away and many of you will be out looking for some adult “Tricks or Treats” and for this I wish you luck. (You won’t want to miss our best Halloween pickup lines article.)
Besides knowing some good pickup lines knowing a simple magic trick or two will really score you some points. Watch how to make a coin disappear below. There aren’t too many times you can use magic as a pickup, happily this is one of those times. The trick below should take you no more than 20 minutes to master.
Sleight of Hand Magic Tricks : How to Make a Coin Disappear
You’ll have fun, I know you will…
Today is a good time to make the effort to get some chat time in and reply to some messages, or initiate contact with some interesting people, just to get an invite to a Halloween party or maybe a bar/pub event meetup.
For your dating ad headline today let’s work the Halloween event and go with:
“What will you be dressed up as for Halloween?”
Have a great day!
Life is Scary: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Looking back in your time
Isn’t life just Super-Awesome?
Life always takes place in front of a live audience and, very often, the audience is unforgiving.
So much for Super-Awesome right? A little more scary life becomes, doesn’t it?
Sometimes when you look back at your life you manage to concentrate on just the good, or just the bad, not both.
Being a part of the Dating Scene requires that you work the good that has happened to you in your life into the conversations that occur when someone asks you “What did you do earlier in life?” or some other similar question.
Seriously, avoid the bad stuff like you wish you could have the first time back then.
By remembering our successes, and being able to talk about them in a non-glory-hound way, makes us just that much more interesting and attractive.
Try to keep this in mind as your online dating email messages turn into real world dates. Because they will, unless you screw up somewhere along the line. Guys, don’t screw this up.
For your dating profile headline of the day, post this:
“I’ve been looking back and don’t recall you there. Can we meet now?”
Have a great day!
Date for the Weekend: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Host a paper airplane battle party!
Wow, is it ever dark out this morning. I can’t wait until Daylight Savings Time has ended and there starts to be some light in my mornings… of course then it’s dark at 4:30pm, and getting darker earlier… yuck.
Today you need to think “date for the weekend”.
This is going to take some serious editing of your profile, adding some stories about how much fun you can have, anywhere, at any time. Then changing your profile headline to this:
“2+2=4, you and me = fun!”
Have a great day!
Today’s online dating tip: LoveAccess.com lets you keep your photo album private but you can also send your pictures when you contact other members. Send an enticing, a little bit sexy photo and you’ll always get a great reply!
