Bad First Date Experience: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Not what you expected?
I’ve been speaking with some lady friends about their experiences of first dates with men they’ve met onlne and guys, it’s not good.
The majority of stories centered on the fact that the guy was not as tall as stated in his ad. He was balding a lot more than in his picture. He was a lot heavier than shown in his profile.
Guys, the devil will out you, you’ve got to try harder to have an accurate profile of personal information and a very recent photo of yourself on your profile.
Dishonesty (even some little white lies) will turn what could have been a good first date experience into an immediate disaster. Do you really believe that “all will be forgiven” once your date sees you for the first time? Not gonna happen, my friend.
There isn’t a single lady out there that will not look at you with fdistrust when you shop up and are not “yourself”.
Be better than this, edit your profile and get with the honesty program. Your number of dates might go down but the dates you have will be a much risher experience.
Here’s your dating headline today, consider using this once you’ve edited your profile:
“I am not what the cat dragged in!”
Have a great day!
Living Care-free: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Wednesday
Life is full of an amazing amount of struggles, don’t you agree?
Now, I don’t mean the struggles of populations or societies, that is certainly beyond the scope of my expertize. I do mean the day-to-day struggles that each of us have to deal with and win or lose life goes on.
Sometimes it seems easier to avoid a problem and hope it goes away on it’s own rather than doing something about it. But avoidance isn’t living, it’s hiding.
We don’t want to hide from life do we?
In this most-open technological time it becomes even harder to not talk about ourselves and finding out intimate moments of other people’s lives too. Do you think Facebook relies on CNN for their news? Of course not, it’s you and me that makes Facebook interesting, posting the trivial, the mundane and the life-changing moments as we drag ourselves through one day and the next.
Obviously I’m pro-technology but I have to ask: is technology serving us well or are we over-complicating our lives?
The struggles that we face on an individual basis, are they just part of life or are we creating our own hardships?
With that question we’ll now get to the task at hand: your new dating profile question.
Today consider using this as your headline:
“I am care-free not careless.”
Have a great day!
Dating Games: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
I'm ready for a real love life.
If I asked you to write down, right now, your top five goals you’d like to achieve in the next 10 years what would they be? You have 30 seconds. Don’t read past this yet until you’re done but my five are below.
Don’t peek!
This is what I came up with, within the 30 seconds.
- have a strong plan for retirement
- travel more
- be more healthy
- have a better relationship with my family
- work less
I’ll tell you, I knew the question, I was prepared and I still took all 30 seconds to get my answers straight and coherent. Having a plan for the next 10 years is not easy.
It’s a tough task to write down on paper (or what have you) your future goals. Even typing it out forms a type of commitment to the goals you’ve stated. And that’s tough. But you should have done this by now.
How else will you be prepared to share your life with someone if you don’t even know how your own life will be turning out in the “near term”.
When you have a life plan, whether it’s a ten year plan, 5 year plan or the “next week plan” (where you’re going to write down what happens to you throughout the week and at the end of the week you’ll look back at the past seven days and plan the next seven days to do better than what your journal shows) you also have to define the steps you need to take to reach your goals.
Besides the fact this this is great conversation material, it’s a great way to begin to figure out what you want out of life and the steps to take to reach those goals.
A good start for a single man and woman is joining a top dating service and doing the best that you can to meet people by sending out that first message to someone you find interesting. If you’re not sure which to join to get started with online dating (then choose one of our top ten online dating service choices and get started.
As a part of your “Welcome to online dating package” I offer you this great headline to use with your dating profile:
“The games are over, I’m ready for a real love life.”
Have a great day!
**Photo credit: bigevil600
In Context: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Monday
While I have not formally studied English in an advanced academic atmosphere I do appreciate the language and how not only using our wide variety of words can make our questions and answers very precise, there are always some ways to use other words in questions and answers that may leave your precise answer somewhat less well defined, maybe even rather ambiguous.
It’s the usage and the meaning of words “in context” that when taken “out of context”, or understood with a different purpose in mind we find trouble on the horizon.
Without a certain level of English comprehension in the abilities of the person (or group, committee, etc.,) with which you are conversing any single answer or statement can become something else entirely, misinterpreted or misconstrued.
I really do think that ambiguous words in your dating profile headlines often will get you the attention you desire. But you do want to be certain that in your online profile you should have an understandable answer to the strange headline you have posted. Consider these choice suggestions:
“My road to glory is in motion!”
Have a great day
Fun: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Sunday
It’s been a long day, the day after the night before which was the staff Christmas party.
I’m not too badly hung over, but I certainly appreciate having the day off of work to nurse myself back to hydration.
Sundays are great days to catch up on all the things from the previous week that have been left not done.
This is just my way of saying I am hung over and am going back to bed so I can be ready for a busy Monday.
I want you to get to work on completing or updating your online profile, upload a fresh picture, and search for a date.
You can use this headline suggestion too:
“Fun is my middle name. Really!”
Have a great day!
Opportunity: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
BeardCember is coming!
Are we champions or victims of opportunity?
Now that the late holidays are past us we have just one more to go, Christmas. (Remember, New Year’s is next year!)
My question to you today is: are you where you want to be because of the positive (and good) choices you’ve made or are you in a place that isn’t very kind because fate has dealt you a cruel hand?
We live our lives and do the best we can. I honestly believe that if we can make a positive change in even one other person’s life then we have lived a life that is worthwhile.
Big choices or small changes, either can make a difference in someone else’s life that then will help them to make a positive change for yet another person. A type of “Pay it Forward” that has near and long term results.
The things that we do and write no longer need to be written in stone, they are immediately immortalized online and in places all over the world, mostly unknown but still as close to eternal as current technology allows.
We can be “that person” that has control over their own life, that has compassion for another. As an example I offer you this:
“BeardCember” is coming!
This is a small Facebook group that is bringing some of my friends together to remind of us our fortune and how to share some “Christmas Cheer” while having some fun too. Feel freely invited to join and/or start your own group to share something this Christmas, no matter how small or seemingly insignificant. Even holding the door open for someone can have an impact that changes their entire day.
Give some thought to what I have written and asked.
For your dating profile headline today I offer you this suggestion:
“This is not a garage sale, it’s an invitation.”
Have a great day!
Black Friday: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
I would say let the madness begin but for many holiday shoppers they’ve been in line for hours and shopped already and are now back at home, cosily in bed.
Yes, Black Friday has taken it’s first victims.
Now, whether you are at home, at work planning a later shopping trip to forage through the leftovers, I have one word of caution for you: sometimes the deals aren’t that good, so knoiw what you’re buying. Or just wait for the storm to pass and shop at home, online, on Cyber Monday.
Your choice.
Online dating does not have a sale, it’s the same people in different laces, so you have to have your “warrior helmut of love” on and storm the walls of several dating services from not to New Year’s Eve so youeither have a date or you’ve had a few dates and are preparing to ask someone out on another date for New Year’s Eve. That’s our goal now.
To help you on this task I offer this headline for you to use today:
“You like? Let’s chat and maybe we’ll date!”
Have a great day!
Holidays: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Holding your hand
Happy Thanksgiving is the first thing to say today, in proper company, so I have said it to you. You’re welcome.
Holidays are generally a hard time to start dating someone new. The protocols are all mixed up with who does what, asking a “close stranger” into a hectic family gathering or sad little lonely 4lb turkey you microwave up for your Thanksgiving meal.
The real first rule is this: if you asked them for a first date you also ask them to join your holiday celebration, no matter how crowded or sparse the company will be that you keep. If the invitation for a dinner is made for a meal you do not prepare yourself make sure you are allowed to bring a guest with you. Forcing the host to provide another plate may make for uncomfortable dining for you and your guest.
The second rule is: no gifts are to be exchanged, unless it’s something non-committal as in a box of candy or a bouquet of holiday blossoms.
The third rule of holiday dating is: no booze. While you may give the host of the meal a bottle of something “wine-ish” boozing it up while your date sits in a corner blocking unwanted advances from Uncle Ted while you reminisce with family isn’t a good date memory. So no drinking to the point of being illegal to drive your date home after the meal/gathering.
The fourth rule is: there is no fourth rule, I just wanted to know if I have held your attention this long. Thanks.
My dating profile headline I’d like to offer for your use today is:
“Why are you not holding my hand?”
Have a great day!
