The One: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Finding The One for you
I hope you have this day off of work and can spend it cleaning up all of your Christmas decorations. (Unless you’re Ukrainian, then Christmas is still a couple of days away.)
For sure I will be pulling down and packing away my decorations and planning my Valentine’s Day dinner with the one I call so special to my heart, Sheila.
Did you know that the next few weeks is one that has the highest stress for single people? Having spent Christmas without a boyfriend or girlfriend, and being asked The Question (“Why don’t you have somebody?”), and having no one special to kiss on New Year’s Eve, and now with Valentine’s Day only weeks away… wow, yes, the stress is on.
But have no fear, online dating offers at the very least the opportunity to find a few dates from now to then. And I’m on your side too.
Today, join a dating service from our Top Ten List, and as you post your profile please consider using my suggestion:
“Could you be The One?”
Have a great day!
Success: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Wednesday
Today I lay at your feet all the success you could want. Just pick a success you’d like to have and make it happen.
You’ll need a plan because “those that fail to plan, plan to fail”.
Success has a price, whether it’s looking for something to sell, getting more of an education or even looking for another job. But it’s only yourself that’s holding you back.
You can make all the excuses about why you’re not yet successful at what you do, but I am offering you to start now on the path. Your next New Year’s Resolution is waiting!
If you have any questions just comment to this post and I’ll gladly offer you answers as best I can.
And for today’s dating profile headline of the day I offer you this to post today:
“Everything you ever wanted is just a step away!”
Have a great day!
The First Move: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Sunday
You are the Captain and the ship you run is your life and your body. It’s all about what you do and how you do it; it’s about the health of the ship and the tortuous route you take it.
The wider view is that everything impacts everything else; the narrower view is that you have the chance so take it, the opportunity is in the moment, then it’s lost forever.
For your dating profile headline today I suggest this:
“The ball is in your court, I have made the first move.”
Have a great day!
Online Dating Adventure: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Beginning your online dating adventure
Making the most of your online dating adventure is as simple as a few strategic clicks and an updated profile.
The first thing you need to do is start with a membership where the most people are. If you’re shooting fish, the bigger the barrel, the more plentiful the fish and the more opportunities to hit something! Our Top Ten list of recommended dating services should be your first click.
Profile questionaires range from the very basic to the very involved. You should allow yourtself plenty of time to complete the task before you, and remember: be as honest as you can and only answer the questions that you’d feel perfectly comfortable with a stranger knowing the answers.
You have a digital camera, or a webcam. Who doesn’t these days, right? Us eit to take a nice “head and shoulders” picture of yourself to upload to your profile. It’s very easy to do this, all dating services have easy to follow instructions for this step. If there is an extra section for a photo album it’s a good idea to upload a few pictures but unless you have the permission of others in the photo keep the images limited to ones of only yourself.
The “Search” and “Browse” features to find other members is one of the most used and least understood features of any dating service. You want to, at first, browse for people like yourself and read through a few profiles. It’s good to know the “competition” as well as see how others that have similarities to you write their own profiles.
Finally, have fun!
To get you started, here’s my suggestion for your first headline to post with your profile:
“I’m new here, any tips to get a date?”
Have a great day!
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The Fart: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
I don’t often discuss relationship issues. Not because I’m not a very good advice giver, more simply the reason is relationship advice is a very personal area and needs to be handled a little more delicately that just an open blog post or article that is written for general consumption.
That being said, there are topics that have mass appeal and can help a wider variety of people that if just shared with one. This is one of those articles.
Note: It used to be that hand holding was a big step in dating (sounds rather archaic these days), thren ti became when a couple had sex the relationship was cemented in exclusivity and direction.
These days, when traditional dating seems to have fallen by the way-side, the “hook-up” and the “hanging-out” have become the “dating scene” these days.
Hanging out with your friends is good but just hanging out and hooking up for sex is not a relationship builder. Although hooking up is not totally anonymous sex, it is an excercise in bodily pleasure without the issues of beginning or having a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.
So this takes having sex totally out of the equation for when a man and a woman declare that they are “dating”. Sex has already happened, at least once, and now the relationship starts ahead of the curve with the expectations that are common and mormal when two poeple form a relationship.
I mention all of this because, with sex out of the dating equation, it’s become harder to know when a dating relationship has started as well as when this relationship has begun to enter “exclusive” and “formal” stages.
So I offer to you the “fart” as the new line in the sand as to when a relationship has become serious and exclusivity is on the way.
When men and women spend a lot of time together it’s normal for someone, at sometime, have an “explosive release of gas” from their bottom. The key here is whether the fart is disguised, hidden out of earshot of the other partner, or is is just observed as a “natural thing” with no further comment.
I once read somewhere that a study was done and it became evident that humans “release gas” anally on an average of 400 times a day. Now, not all farts are loud and distinguishable from other sounds, but a few are.
It’s how they are handled by each partner that now determines the state of the relationship.
If you are trying to hide your farts by leaving the room or waiting for a covering louder noise then your dating is still in what would be called the “honeymoon stage”.
If, however, you do not hide your fart and it is of such force that the fart cannot be explained as some other noise, and your partner is present in the same room, you can safely assume that you’re relationship is “maturing” and exclusivity is on the way.
Remember this and you’ll have one more secret to measure current and future relationships with.
Our dating profile headline of the day is:
“It’s hard to believe that I’m here and so are you!”
Have a great day!
Bad First Date Experience: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Not what you expected?
I’ve been speaking with some lady friends about their experiences of first dates with men they’ve met onlne and guys, it’s not good.
The majority of stories centered on the fact that the guy was not as tall as stated in his ad. He was balding a lot more than in his picture. He was a lot heavier than shown in his profile.
Guys, the devil will out you, you’ve got to try harder to have an accurate profile of personal information and a very recent photo of yourself on your profile.
Dishonesty (even some little white lies) will turn what could have been a good first date experience into an immediate disaster. Do you really believe that “all will be forgiven” once your date sees you for the first time? Not gonna happen, my friend.
There isn’t a single lady out there that will not look at you with fdistrust when you shop up and are not “yourself”.
Be better than this, edit your profile and get with the honesty program. Your number of dates might go down but the dates you have will be a much risher experience.
Here’s your dating headline today, consider using this once you’ve edited your profile:
“I am not what the cat dragged in!”
Have a great day!
Black Friday: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
I would say let the madness begin but for many holiday shoppers they’ve been in line for hours and shopped already and are now back at home, cosily in bed.
Yes, Black Friday has taken it’s first victims.
Now, whether you are at home, at work planning a later shopping trip to forage through the leftovers, I have one word of caution for you: sometimes the deals aren’t that good, so knoiw what you’re buying. Or just wait for the storm to pass and shop at home, online, on Cyber Monday.
Your choice.
Online dating does not have a sale, it’s the same people in different laces, so you have to have your “warrior helmut of love” on and storm the walls of several dating services from not to New Year’s Eve so youeither have a date or you’ve had a few dates and are preparing to ask someone out on another date for New Year’s Eve. That’s our goal now.
To help you on this task I offer this headline for you to use today:
“You like? Let’s chat and maybe we’ll date!”
Have a great day!
Holidays: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Holding your hand
Happy Thanksgiving is the first thing to say today, in proper company, so I have said it to you. You’re welcome.
Holidays are generally a hard time to start dating someone new. The protocols are all mixed up with who does what, asking a “close stranger” into a hectic family gathering or sad little lonely 4lb turkey you microwave up for your Thanksgiving meal.
The real first rule is this: if you asked them for a first date you also ask them to join your holiday celebration, no matter how crowded or sparse the company will be that you keep. If the invitation for a dinner is made for a meal you do not prepare yourself make sure you are allowed to bring a guest with you. Forcing the host to provide another plate may make for uncomfortable dining for you and your guest.
The second rule is: no gifts are to be exchanged, unless it’s something non-committal as in a box of candy or a bouquet of holiday blossoms.
The third rule of holiday dating is: no booze. While you may give the host of the meal a bottle of something “wine-ish” boozing it up while your date sits in a corner blocking unwanted advances from Uncle Ted while you reminisce with family isn’t a good date memory. So no drinking to the point of being illegal to drive your date home after the meal/gathering.
The fourth rule is: there is no fourth rule, I just wanted to know if I have held your attention this long. Thanks.
My dating profile headline I’d like to offer for your use today is:
“Why are you not holding my hand?”
Have a great day!
