Has it really been seven days since I last put together this column? Wow, time flies and then there’s a weekend. Well people, make the most of this weekend (Happy Thanksgiving Canada!) and share some funny tidbits with someone new.

New Orleans assistant city attorney cited for marijuana violation, butterfingers. Greater New Orleans
Business was brisk inside Orleans Parish magistrate court Monday afternoon as criminal defendants filled up the back rows while cops sat waiting to testify. That’s when a joint fell out of attorney Jason Cantrell ‘s pocket and onto the floor in front of NOPD officers. Sources painted a comical picture of the incident, saying a pair of cops glanced at the joint on the ground, then at each other before making arguably the easiest collar in the annals of policework. Officers were seen chuckling as their colleagues led Cantrell out of the courtroom about 4:15 p.m. to write him up.

Strippers banned from taking clothes off. news.com.au
Several customers have contacted the Bulletin to complain they had not got what they paid for after splashing out $50-$60 for five free drinks and a private lap dance expecting the stripper to take all her clothes off. “They get you in on the drinks card and lap dance but you’re not getting what you paid for. It was bit of a rort,” a customer said. Of course there’s always humiliated and injured by a stripper too.

TSA steals $500 from traveler as punishment for bad attitude. PressTv.com
A former TSA worker has pleaded guilty to stealing over $500 in cash from a man who complained about the TSA’s invasive pat down procedure, with the TSA agent admitting the theft was a punishment for the man’s lack of obedience.

This week’s embarrassing celebrity photo gallery. nydailynews.com
Get past the David Beckham in underwear photo and you’ll be rewarded with nipple shots and more. Photos.