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July 3, 2012

Vampire Rules: Personal Ad Headline of the Day

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Vampires are our love example

Vampires, or more aptly, vampires throughout popular culture, have taught us a lot.

We have learned about loyalty and distrust, about love and lust, even about how to deal with those that share your ideals but not your goals.

Vampires are us, except for the “un-dead” thing. (So far as we know.)

And one more thing, vampires need to be invited in before they can do their damage.

As people (read: men and women) we have to allow the un-dead into our homes, and lives by extension, for them to be able to exert some amount of control over us.

It sounds like the last bad relationship you were in, right?

We learn from our experiences and now you have another way to chalk up one more life event to add to that same experience ledger, just in a different style.

For your online dating profile ad headline today give this a try:
“Vampire love… I just learn from them.”

Have a great day!

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