I live in a place where 50% of the people are opposites of me and yet I want a large majority of them to like me, even find me attractive. What am I?

Are you ready for the answer? You’re normal.

It’s a tough one, isn’t it, finding out that you’re just simply “normal”. Often those that aren’t normal just want to be normal, no matter what else.

You can take the rest of the day off from beating yourself up about any other of your quirks and misgivings and enjoy today as a “normal person”.

For your personal ad headline today, give this a try:
“I have been checked out and found to be normal.”

Have a great day!