News articles of interest that you may have missed this past week. We all need help having something to talk about, right? Read these and you’ll be better prepared for that sudden conversation and being able to avoid those awkward pauses.

- The missing Mega-Millions ticket. She says she won, but not with the group of people she was buying lottery tickets with/for, but her own personal ticket. Now she says she “lost” the ticket. I can guess that lawsuits are on the way, whichever turns up first: the truth to her lies or the ticket’s non-existence.

- Pop star Keri Hilton shows off her boobs. Another wardrobe malfunction? LOL. Article with pics.

- First Date Advice from Glamour and Cosmo. I can always use some great first date tips and these 5 are certainly worth reading.

- Man informs police about speeders near his house. Do you see this one coming? Yup, the next day he gets a speeding ticket. If you’re going to throw sticks and stones make certain they’re not rubber and will bounce back on top of you. LOL

- “I buy everything your field office can’t afford,” the employee raps in the video. “I’ll never be under OIG investigation.” Famous last words, er, video, as the OIG goes after GSA heads following revelations of a swanky $820k Las Vegas convention/party. With video… toss them all to the wolves, I say!

Have a great weekend!