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March 2, 2012

Friday’s Conversation Topics

The week slips by so quickly but have you learned anything? Yeah, right…. So put your thinking cap on and follow along with these news stories so you have something to speak about when it’s your turn to open your mouth.

- 15 Beds That You’ll Never Have Sex In. Complete with pictures. You might (?) sleep comfortably but most certainly alone. Although the pink rollercoaster bed could be fun.

- The crack is out. Teen’s backside baring due to the “baggy pants phenomena” and the exposing victim calls police. This was inevitable, wasn’t it? I mean, I’ve been “flashed the crack” in all kinds of places, usually by people that desperately need a belt.

- Math Problem #1. “Green aliens landed in Chicago and rounded up 1479 math teachers. The bloodthirsty aliens then sucked the blood of 828 teachers and left them for dead. The aliens tied up the rest of the teachers and marched them into 3 UFOs. If there were an equal number of poor math teachers in each UFO, how many teachers were in each UFO?”
Really, that was question number one of a third grader’s math homework. Parents were decidedly shocked. From the article you can get to the pdf of all the gory math homework questions.

- 10 disgusting food facts. Definitely not for the queasy, these food facts will give you pause about that next bite. Seriously, don’t read this while hungry, or just after lunch… or maybe at all. Just so gross!

Windows 8 Consumer Preview. Even if you weren’t one of the first few million to download the free Windows 8 Consumer Preview (which will expire in a few months anyways) you’ll want to take this picture gallery tour to see the highlights and learn not only what you’re missing today but what you’ll be getting with your next Windows computer or phone upgrade.

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