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February 27, 2012

It’s A Monday: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

What is YOUR next step?

What is YOUR next step?

If I could, I’d give you the day off, right here and now.

Sadly, my powers are limited to kindness towards the elderly and seduction of the sexy. But you know I’d get you the day off if I could.

That being said - NO DAY OFF FOR YOU!

What type of slacker world would we have if men and women just waited for love to fall into their arms? (I was going to say “laps” but that just doesn’t seem right anymore. PS. Did you know men can get the Human Papillomavirus - HPV - in their mouths and throats? Egad!)

All seriousness aside, what is YOUR next step in attracting the person that will complete the rest of your life?

Here’s a tip:
Be yourself… because if you’re someone else then the person you’re dating probably rates low on the reality scale too.

And here’s a profile headline to help you attract a “real match”:
“There’s only one of me and one of you. If we don’t meet each other I’ll be very blue.”

Have a great day!


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