Twas The Night Before Christmas (Chatroom Version)

Christmas Wishes from Santa!

They clicked to go here and they clicked to go there, they knew St. Nick would still be coming with gifts for their care.

The boys searched for girls and the girls searched for boys, the men searched for women and the women, well, the women waited for the men to be found.

Chatlines were logged into and bookmarked with care, and friends shared their bookmarks listed in “Google Docs with share”.

When suddenly in a forum their arose a great clamor, webcams jumped to life and men were showing their “personal power”.

There were shrieks and there were moans and then suddenly there were stones. Good old St. Nick had entered the room and had seen the naughty men, rocks of coal St. Nick let fly, knocking the men’s “personal power” back into their desks.

“Oh Danner, oh Blitzen” cried good old St. Nick, “Dial 911 and Dateline and make these men pay for their perverted trick!”

With a shout of “Let’s go!” old Nick jumped on his sleigh, he whipped back the reins and told the reindeer “Let’s get out of here!”

“We have childrens toys to deliver and must make good time this eve, let those men find Perverted Justice and that guy on TV!”

And with a mighty roar St. Nick was in the air, reminding to others to always beware!

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