Meet and Become The Pick-Up Master

And when it does, remember the safety moves:
1) Duck
2) Roll
3) Cover.
This ends the “Public Service Announcement” portion for today’s blog post.

Today can be the day of change, when you do make those steps forward, into unknown territory, and yet you move steadily to the goal line. Good for you!

Even today I was asked:
“I like a girl but I barely know her (she is very hot!!)
What do I do?????????”

Dude, you make sure your ears are clean, you walk right up to her and you say to her “I think you’ll make a great girlfriend. Meet me at ‘xxx place’ at ‘xxx time’ later today.” And from there you go slow and calmly away from her, leaving her to wonder what the hell really just happened there.

Because, let me tell you people, you know that if you don’t strike when the opportunity is available, not only will you talk yourself out of doing this small thing but you’ll continue to talk yourself out of doing this time and time again, until, finally, she’s dating some other guy and she seems really, really happy and all you can do is go back to your small apartment, clean out the cat litter, pop open a can of soda and later cry yourself to sleep knowing that you couls have had that happy life.

You could have done something.
You could have gotten some expert help by someone that knows what you’re going through. But you didn’t and here you are. Dude, now is when you got to meet and train to become The Pick-Up Master.

Sucks to be you.

On the other hand my day is going to be great.
I have a great job where all the people like me, some even love me (in a close, platonic way), and after a full day of work I’ll come home, not tired, but ready for a good home made meal prepared by myself and have an enjoyable evening watching television, doing some surfing, and be answering a lot of the responses to my dating profile personal ad beacuse my headline today will read:
“I just won the lottry. Want to play?”

Try to have a great day, don’t be “that guy” be me!