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September 28, 2011

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One Less Woman Driver: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

I’m not sexist, at least I think I’m not. (I haven’t been surveyed by friends about this so who knows what others think.)

Even women drivers hate women drivers. I mean, when you’re cut off, almost in an accident and raced alongside on a quiet stretch of road you’re going to see a female at the wheel of that other car.

So when a guy takes a woman on a date he should drive, that way they’re both safe.

Of course I’m leaving out some personal history of my own driving… Let’s just say I might be the exception to this dating and driving rule.

To enhance your online dating profile try this headline:
“I believe in equality except for… (add here something odd like “shoe sizes”)”.

Have a great day!