Girls Are Stupid: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Us men.

Now, you girls, you shouldn’t be so surprised or offended, after all most guys have thought this very thing at one time or another.

Look at the evidence:

- you girls are afraid of spiders and all they do is catch the other nasty bugs so us men don’t have to run around with a flyswatter

- you girls are afraid of worms and they help us men fish and bring home dinner (sometimes breakfast too)

- you girls are afraid of noises in the attic and us men know that we’re never going up there so it doesn’t matter what’s banging around up there

- you girls are not good at math and us men know that everything is math, 2+2=4, 4×4=16 and so on, not hard now, is it?

- you girls make driving out to be hard and us men know that if you finished making up your face in the house there’d be about half as many daytime driving accidents

Obviously I could go on and on with examples but I think you get my point.

Us men aren’t afraid of spiders, we gladly put a worm on a hook to feed us, we know that whatever is in the attic can’t get down to us and that without math we’d always be overdrawn at the bank.

These things are also why us men love you girls. If you didn’t need our help with these things we’d have no possible way to show how helpful us men could be for you girls.

Hell, us men wouldn’t know any other way to get you girls’ attention and try to break the ice with you, meet you, date you and marry you.

So be happy we men think you girls are stupid, it’s just a phase us men go through (then you train us men to think differently).

My suggestion for your dating profile headline to use today is:
“Men and women are different and that’s a good thing.”

Have a great day!

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