Is the wacky weather causing all of this wacky news? All I can say is “don’t borrow a friend’s phone… ever!”

- One in five people drop their phones in the toilet. Sorry, no stats on how many of those people know how to dry out a phone and be able to keep using it or they just replace it under warranty using some weird water-explanation. (Note: iPhones can detect submersion and will “call home” to say the warranty has been voided. It’s true.)

- Fake high-end computer stores. We’ve all be inundated with stories of fake goods being sold, ladies handbags, high priced footwear, you name it, if it’s high priced it’s faked and sold. China, however, has outdone all of us, both in suspected fakery and now in complete top to bottom fraudulent stores. Yes, this is a story about entire Apple stores being opened up in China, complete with imitated furnishings and even unknowing (and possibly un-geeky) sales staff.