Wednesday

So I was watching TMZ the other day and the subject of honeymoons came up, more specifically, when is the honeymoon period over.

One of the guys in the staff said it was when the first year has passed, that’s when the honeymoon is over.

I know that isn’t true, because it’sa 10 years later and I still feel giddy when my wife snuggles up to me. But, of course, there have been signs that the honeymoon could be over and I’ll share some of them with you now:
- When she farts in the same room as you. Seriously, love on one hand, fart on the other, it just doesn’t work.
- When sharing food ends. It’s all cute and lovey-dovey to eat off of each other’s plate but when it’s the last slice of yesterday’s pizza, look out.
- When you start finishing each other’s sentences with “I told you so”.
- When the question “Are you coming to bed?” is no longer an invitation for sex.
- When she sits down and watches sports with you but always picks the opposing team.

Well, I’m likely in enough trouble now as ever, so I’ll finish up with my suggestion for your dating profile headline:
“Dating is only fun when you find the right one!”

Have a great day!