Friday’s Conversation Topics

This week is almost officially done! Thank goodness, I really need a break and a beer, in that order. I do not have “tiger blood” in my veins so I need to rest and relax in mortal ways. And, of course, communicate with people in an understandable language not necessarily of my choice. Although I feel great about myself others may not categorize myself as a “winner’. Sorry, I just had to get that out…lol… Anyways, here are this weeek’s most interesting news topics that you can read and later freely converse about. I’ll try my best to have no Charlie Sheen in any of them, I’ll try.

- Want to win your funeral costs? Sure you do, so if you’re German you have a contest to enter. A German local radio station is offering a competition prize much closer to home than an exotic holiday or tickets for a celebrity concert. That’s right, all expense paid funeral. Geesh…

- Kate Middleton flipping jacks. With photos. What a way to spend Shrove Tuesday. Maybe that’s why the wedding is scheduled for when it is, Kate can beg off of rich food for Lent instead of calling it a diet. Did they announce yet who the lucky dress-maker is? (Yes, Sarah Burton.) The dress is red…. hmmm…

- Woman offers sex to get out of speeding ticket. She get’s arrested for bribery and the target of a bizarre police report. It’s all caught on the cop’s traffic cam. She said she’d do “anything” in place of the $191.00 ticket.

- Don’t pee on an airplane anymore… that is, in the lavoratory. There’s no oxygen mask in that little cublicle so if you’re in there doing your business when a hole appears in the airplane (or something similar) and they have to rapidly descend, you won’t have an oxygen mask to wear resulting in lung trauma or death. Thanks FAA, flying isn’t scary enough already.

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