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March 7, 2011

Good Karma: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Good karma, grocery shopping.

Good karma, grocery shopping.

Monday

You know, looking back to yesterday and after I had finished work for the day I had a chore to do: pick up some groceries.

Simple enough, right? So I did it and made my way home.

But while I was there a woman, very snazzily dressed, was wondering up and down the aisles, we ccrossed paths several times. I did happen to glance into her shopping cart (often I’ll see something that I should also be picking up) and she had a couple of frozen dinners and two potatoes.

Now, I didn’t try to pick her up, even after having read the excellant advice from “The Conversation King“, I just went my merrily way home.

But, after seeing those very pitiful two potatos in this lady’s cart it made me think, on a Sunday afternoon where there’s no major sports playing, the grocery store was brimming with some very nice, obviously single, women.

So I have to come to this conclusion: everyone that is single should now do there grocery shopping between the hours of Sunday noon until 5:00pm and only in grocery stores that also have a coffee shop either inside, or next door to it.

Think of all the single people, sharing a Sunday dinner, after meeting while grocery shopping for that very meal. It’s what I like to call Karma.

So if you want some of this karma, then I know where you’ll be next Sunday afternoon, right?
And for your headline profile try this one (see if it get’s approved):
“I have good karma, I grocery shop Sunday afternoons.”

Have a great day!

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