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February 25, 2011

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Friday’s Top Conversation Topics

The week is coming to the end (hence: weekend) and it’s going to be time to do with your free time as you will. Likely this will involve other people (or meet someone now, here) and you’ll need things to talk about. Have no fear, Friday’s Top Conversation Topics is here. Read the stories and my witty remarks and you’ll be well prepared to maintain any conversational grouping.

- Pizza diet saves woman’s life. Yes, she fell down and couldn’t get up. What saved her? The woman had ordered a pizza every day for three years and when the delivery person hadn’t delivered a pizza in three days became concverned, visited the house and… well you can read the rest. No word on the weight of the woman involved or what her favorite toppings were. But I’m sure she gave a decent tip.

- Surprise: the TV show “Two and a Half Men” has had production halted after Charlie Sheen goes on radio rampage. Not really a surprise, Charlie Sheen just happens to be this year’s train wreck. Lindsay Lohan is still a close second.

- Breast milk ice cream. Only one question needs to be answered: “What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother’s milk in an ice cream?” The flavor is called Baby Gaga.

- Swedes declare ad of man on sheepskin rug, wearing only boxer shorts, as offensive to men. “The ad, which shows the computer-generated image of Robert lying seductively on sheep skins clad only in cotton boxer shorts with an outline of his oversized sex organ clearly defined, was reported to the ombudsman by a individual.” Not me though, I do have an oversized sex organ…

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