Funny Headline: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Yes, this is my funny headline!
I’m going to give you a heads-up about your plans for this coming weekend: you’re going to join Chemistry.com and take advantage of the Free Communication Weekend event.
You’re going to have a blast meeting compatible matches and exchanging messages without paying a membership fee.
Of course you can join early and have your profile completed and be ready for Friday, but that’s up to you (even though I do recommend joining now!).
For today I have a very funny headline suggestion for your dating profile. I like funny headlines they do get you a lot of attention and people love to see a humorous side of someone new, it’s a great “ice-breaker”, so consider this:
“Why yes, that is my cantaloupe!”
Have a great day!