Funny Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Thursday

A bit of a late start today, one of my dogs decided that during the night while I slept was a great time to throw up. In several different rooms.

So, of course, being in a semi-awake state when I got up this morning I found myself washing my feet off, and fully awake, just a couple of minutes later. Ugh.

Now, this would be funnier if it happened to someone else, it just grosses me out.

Your dating profile headline should be something that people can relate to. When they can identify with what your headline says they’re more apt to dig deeper and read your profile, hopefully resulting in a message or two to you.

This is what online dating is all about, making a connection.

For today post this as your headline:
“My Magic 8 Ball says all signs look good.”

Have a great day!

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