Dating Profile Headline of the Day

I am THE glory-hound.

Do you remember the time when you knew everything?

How much of your life has changed since then? Pretty much everything would be my guess.

I know mine has…

And there is a truism that we, as normal people, live for change, even if we don’t agree or understand the directions that these changes takes us.

Using an online dating service is inviting change of the most drastic kind. Life changing change, to say the least.

But, when you meet the right person, the person that will change your life forever and for the best, all of the effort will pay off. In a very big way.

I look forward to being able to help you find this change in your life, to help you live out a life that is very different from what you are living now.

If you remember me you’ll thank me. If you don’t remember me, well that’s OK too, because no matter what I will know that I did make a difference and that’s good enough for me. (My glory-hound days are long since over.)

One of the ways I will help you is in writing for you a funny headline that will get your profile some attention and some views. And one view from a person that will change your life forever. So invite this great change and post one of these as your headline today:
“When did life become a yogurt commercial?”
“Avoid the dark side, shine a light on me!”
“Life: infinitely pleasurable, ultimately deadly.”
“Double miles on every date.”

Have a great day!

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