As I write this, very early Saturday morning, my house, all of the area around me, is engulfed in smoke from the wildfires, a dark, gray, hanging cloud that bites the back of the throat and stings the eyes.

Today promises to be hot and smokey, like the previous days have been and the coming ones will be too.

There is no freedom from the smoke for several hundred miles. The government agency responsible for reporting air quality, it seems, has given up, with no information available for the past few hours. But you don’t need a graph on a website to show you what you can see, and feel, with your own eyes and throat. It’s bad.

But freedom is not only a state of mind is a game of positioning, so I am positioned at my desk, with a can of beer and a cold ham sandwich to keep me company, until I begin the ritual of preparing my body for the coming daylight hours, that is to say, get tired enough to sleep.

It has been said that insomnia strikes single people more that their married counterparts and I am sure it’s true.

Just as married people sleep better they also live longer and have a better quality of life index that singles of the same age and incomes.

Which brings us to the mission at hand: writing for you a great dating profile headline example that will help you, in the end, sleep better and live longer. And maybe even help you produce some offspring that will continue your DNA into the coming decades and possibly the many centuries that mankind has left.

Wow, when phrased like that I certainly do have a very important role to play in your life ( and your great-great-great grand-kids… you get the idea).

And so, to help you meet your match I suggest this headline for your online dating profile (tweak if necessary):
“Can you tell me a good ‘Knock knock’ joke?”

Have a great day!