Dating Profile Headline of the Day

I love the Internet.

Here I am writing a new dating profile headline tip and example for you while I wait for my cable technical assistance chat service representative to respond to “Hi”. If this is what they call “personal online assistance” then I miss the point.

Because I’m waiting… not on hold listening to crappy canned music at least, because I can still watch a football game and write this “personal assistance for writing online dating profile headlines” to you all at the same time.

I do have to wonder if I’m even chatting with a real person. With the advances of computer interactive technology only “they” know who/what is on the other end of my chat. Maybe just a sophisticated chat computer, and cheap too because it doesn’t need voice recognition technology either, it just has to read what I type and send an appropriate response.

Scary… like George Orwell’s 1984 but in the present, not some weird and wonderful past/future.

But we are in the present and our situations, no matter what, are ours to deal with, head-on and alone.

That’s where a great profile headline come sin. The more interesting, funny, attention getting it is, the more visits your profile will get and, of course, the more potential replies you’ll get too.

So, all that being said, my chat is soon to come to a resolution (and close) so here’s your headline:
“I’ll always give you my full attention”.

Have a great day!

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