Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Did you start today the same way I did?
Looking at last night’s lottery ticket numbers and seeing that I’m about to be late for work, again?

Ugh… Charlie Brown said it best, didn’t he?

Or was it more of an “Aargh” when he said it? Why don’t I remember this?

Well, I guess don’t remember because there are so many other important things going on inside my head, pushing out more of the trivial stuff as I get older.

The important stuff, like: what day is it? (It’s Thursday) and what’s on TV tonight? (Nothing, it’s June, summer rerun season) and where did I park my car? (I don’t own a car, it’s called an SUV). It’s got to stay so other stuff has to go.

My life is hard enough, screw Charlie Brown and whatever he used to say when he’s frustrated, right?

Dammit, right!

OK, so back to the task at hand (sometimes I am too easily sidetracked)… a new headline for you to post to attract that special someone… I think you’ll like this one:
“I like turkey: oven-baked, deep-fried, and even sometimes as my friends.”

Have a great day!

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