Dating Tips: Responses to cheesy pickup lines

The bad pickup line glow cube

Before I go into my article I just want to ask “When did everything get so mixed up? I mean, sex on the first date, splitting the checks so that the guy is being fair and not condescending towards women? And just who opens the door anyways? Gallantry isn’t really gone, many guys just don’t know how to attract women and they believe that if any woman disagrees with them then they aren’t normal. Geesh!”

That being said, let’s go!

How women should reply to cheesy pickup lines.

The best reply to any line, at any time, is “Why would you ask me that?” It’s sure to make any guy think twice about his own confidence around women. Hell, you might even crush him to the point that he will never use that line, or any other line, again.

If you want to be a little kinder, after all, maybe the guy really doesn’t know any better and although he’s not going to get anywhere with you tonight, it might still be fun to watch as he uses the same old tired lines on other women in the club. So, if kindness is one of your virtues, even to the guys just described, here are your comebacks to these cheesy pickup lines:

- Did you come over here on a horse because I just got a whiff of horse shit.

- Can you say that again so my girlfriend can hear? I just won a bet!

- Cup your hands to your ears and write on his hand “I’m deaf” and no matter what his reply is keep pointing to your mouth and wave “No” and keep smiling.

- Laugh out loud and say “Isn’t that a line from the movie ‘Casablanca’?”

- Ask him point blank if he has much success with that line.

- Puff up your cheeks and pretend you’re about to throw up, then bend over and aiming at his feet lurch a bit and make all the normal vomiting noises. When you straighten up, if he’s still there, look him sternly in the eye and say “No”.

Now you’re prepared to handle any bad pickup line, at any time. You’re welcome!

Share

| | | | | |