Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Fill in your own noun here

Wednesday

“Your love is a burning fire that my love will never quench…” or something like that to be said at your wedding…

Because, my job is to help you find “The One” that will forever lock your heart away in a fortress of gold and sweet meadows full of rainbows.

Your job is to complete your online dating ad profile as truthfully as possible… and I will offer you a new headline to post to your profile each day to help keep your profile from getting stale.

Now that we have our roles properly described, here’s my part ( as the headline writer for your online profile, remember?):

I suggest you post this as your funny headline today:
“Who are you and what did you do with my… (Fill in your own noun here)?”

Have a great day!

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