Dating Profile Headline of the Day

If you’ve been reading this blog for a while you know how much I hate “Hump Day”.

And if I needed a better reason to hate Wednesday take another look at that photo, it was taken last night. Serious. I might even have to shovel my way out because the forecast is a couple of inches overnight.

Take a good look at the picture and you’ll see why I hate Hump Day.

Now, some of you might say “You should hate Tuesday because that’s when it snowed”, and you’d be right except that Tuesday never saw it coming, Wednesday could have done something about it. (Hint: the arrow points not to my puppy but to my lawn sprinkler!) So FU to Hump Day.

Now that I have that off my chest we have to get back to the task at hand: Today’s “Dating Profile Headline of the Day”.

So put the hard times behind you and look to the future and consider posting this as your dating ad headline today:
“It doesn’t snow in my Heaven!”

Have a great day!

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